How Men Change After Married! Funny

How men change
The Love Word:
After 6 weeks: I looo-ve you, I love you, I love you!
After 6 months: Of course, I love you.
After 6 years: GOD, if I didn ' t love you, then why did I marry you?
Back from Work:
After 6 weeks: Honey, I ' m home!
After 6 months: I ' m BACK!!
After 6 years: Have you cooked yet?
Phone Ringing:
After 6 weeks: Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.
After 6 months: Here, it ' s for you.
After 6 years: ANSWER THE PHONE DAM*T!!
Cooking:
After 6 weeks: I never knew food could taste so good!
After 6 months: What are we having for dinner tonight?
After 6 years: DUMPLING AGAIN??
New Dress:
After 6 weeks: Wow, you look like an angel in that dress.
After 6 months: You bought a new dress again?
After 6 years: How much did THAT cost me?
TV:
After 6 weeks: Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
After 6 months: I like this movie.
After 6 years: I ' m going to watch PIRATES play, if you ' re not in the mood, go to bed, I can stay up by myself!
Making Love:
After 6 weeks: Baby, I want you tonight?
After 6 months: Lets make another baby, my mother just called!!!
After 6 years: Please MOVE over to your side, I ' m suffocating here!!!!

Get this from Sis Jeannette, found it quite funny and would like to share with you guys who need a hearty laughter !!!

Enjoy~

New Blog Template

Refer to the above title, yeap, if you noticed, my blog template and back ground changed, due to my itchy hand which simply click and edit the html code, it messed up the whole template, and now gotta re-type those html code, and re-arrange those spacing and links, currently only managed to fit in those ads, digital clocks, calender and feedjit live, well, I'm still working on it, hope it could run as normal by next week, and have a good night peeps, ciaoz.

I've Been MIA for awhile!

Dear All,

Good day peeps, I know, I know, I've been away for quite sometimes, actually I got loads of things to post about, but the problem is, I don't have much time to post my entries, I've been busy lately, I promise you my dear readers that I will at least post something this Saturday k, thanks and stay tune! Good days!

Regards,

Khinko Ng

Some Accident during Basketball game

Yeap, the title said it all, I met some accident during my basketball match yesterday morning, I accidentally bite my own lips, and it bleeds, well, it wasn't really accident,according to Dennis Wong, he said that the opponent that I marking,like to play cheat and using some dirty tactics, he banged me probably is with intention to do so, well, let it be, just take it as a lesson lor.

The accident goes like this, I was actually marking my opponent, and blocking his way to lay up the ball into the basket, he failed his 1st attempt, but he managed to get back the ball, he squat down, and jump up facing my face, his head knocked my lips, and made me bitten my own lips, bleed all the way while finishing the match, although it ain't really hurts, but I not really happy with the accident, because it made my lips become even more SWALLOWEN, it really looks like a pair of sausage, WTF!!!

Here's the picture of my SAUSAGE LIPS:-

Ouch, this picture taken today, it was 2nd day, still looks swallowen, but ain't feeling pain at all.

Ohya, days ago, Ida Than sent me a link to edit your picture, there's few options to choose as background, you just need to add in your picture, and they will adjust it into their background, and the background that I chosen is a billboard background, and the picture goes like this:

Picture from Photofunia.com if I'm not mistaken. Showed this picture to my dear, she said she wants it at a real billboard, lolx. that would probably cost me a bomb man, lolx.

10 Steps To A Better Couple

Well, I believed most of the couple do always have some arguement bout their relationship, missunderstanding, and stuff, pushing the blame away and stuff, here's some of the tips on How To Be A Better Couple, 10 steps to enjoying each other better...

1. Be realistic about each other.Don't try to turn ur partner into something he or she is not. Let's face it, guys-there's only 1 Pamela Anderson in the world, and even she has had her implants removed! Give ur gal a break and understand that her physical appearance is NOT going to change overnite with the help of a few facials or treatments. And ladies, Brad Pitt has already been taken, so u're gonna have to do with what ur guy is like! Chill out, love each other for what u are. There is more to ur partner than what meets the eye.

2. Always talk things out.Now guys, I know this is not ur fave pastime or mode of resolving issues, but u know what? This works with the gals. Don't make assumptions about each other's feelings. Learn to xpress urself better so that ur partner undrstands what u're angry about, or hurt about, or even happy about! When u stop talking to each other from the heart, it's the beginning of the end.

3. Do stuff together.Make an effort to do t hings together. Do some sports or involve urselves in some shared activities; something both of u enjoy or are interested in. It could be as simple as watching movies together, or jus strolling hand-in-hand down Orchard Road. Watch soccor with him once in a while though the green patch on TV puts u to sleep in 3 seconds. And guys, do give in if ur gal asks for another day at window-shopping, rather than suggest that she go out with her girlfriends for 'that sort of activities' instead. If u're spending more time with ur friends rather than with ur partner, it's a warning sign that u're drifting apart!!!

4. Meet each other halfway.If he agrees to throw out that rotten T-shirt with the 'The_Rock' print, u shouldn't kick up much of a fuss if he asks u to keep ur room tidy... There's gotta be a little giving and taking in a relationship, so learn to meet each other halfway.

5.Show ur loveBuy her flowers or candy or perfume everynow and then, even if u have been together for 5years. It's wonderful to continue showing someone that u care for him or her. Cook him a special meal, paint him a Valentine's Day card. Knit him mini-socks he can't wear ( like for decoration purposes => ), buy him a packet of milk for breakfast, or pack his wardrobe for him...so he knows u can still be romantic and loving despite having been together for quite a while.

6. Respect each other.Stop making jokes about her hair or skin, or whatever it is u love to laugh at. Ask urself if she thinks if its funny. And if he has an inferiority complex about his height, stop ogling at tall guys and make him feel worse! Love is about respecting each other's feelings and being sensitive to each other at all times.

7. Bury the past..Stop bringing up the past. Gals..don't bring up the happy things about u and ur ex to ur guy, it would jus make him jealous or unhappy. And guys, don't talk about the happy times that u had with ur ex or mention about her in ur every other sentence as it would make ur gal feel un-happy and she might think that u saying all this b'cos u are gonna get back with ur ex or not interested in her anymore.

8. Sit on ur jealousy.All of us go thru' spells of insecurity at the beginning of the relationship, but don't translate that insecurity into jealousy. If u're gonna go through ur partner's mail and cupboard, and eavesdropping on conversations, u know something is wrong - with u!!! Jealousy is like a poison that slowly spreads thru' the relationship before finall y killing it. Trust ur partner; love has to have trust in it.

9. Keep ur commitments to each other.If ur partner is standing u up all the time and cancelling dates and breaking promises, u need to talk! If u're in a relationship, make ur partner ur priority and don't disappoint them if u can help it. It's really terrible when someone promises to take u to dinner, and then calls to cancel it. Don't make promises u can't keep. If ur partner starts to feel that he/she is not important enough to u, u may jus lose him/her.

10. Be honest.Honesty is not scowling at how awful she looks first thing in the morning, or telling him that he has the biceps of a fly~! When we say 'be honest', we mean expressing ur feelings clearly, not being bitingly cruel. When u're hurt, say so, and when u're angry, tell him/her, w/o getting hysterical. If u can't be honest with ur partner, who can u be honest with?Love is also about honesty, and a relationship where no honesty exists probably isn't worth it!

Things That Weird People Do 18sx

I bet the title say it all, days/weeks ago, I received an email from one of my friend, I don't know should I rank it as Piercing Arts or maybe some weirdo piercing, but for me, it seriously made me feel awkward after saw those picture, I ain't gonna post all the picture here, just some of it.



Caution: for those who have weak hearted, or has a very strong religious belief, please click the big big X button above your very right hand side of the screen, and also, this post was rated 18SX, those who below 18yrs of age, you better wait until you enough age only view. :P

Alright, here you goes for those 18SX picture, enjoy~ =S :


Ouch, that's really hurts..


Sigh! No eye see


Snake tongue?

This is sickening...it looks like the organs get infected STD or maybe HIV??


Oh my gawt!! I wonder how this sick guy pee or *ahem* :S

Omfg!!Ouch!!!


That's all folks,if the above not satisfied you, or you would like to see more, or maybe the whole damn mail, just drop me your email at my comment box, I will forward the mail to you asap. :P

Some updates of 010808 entries

In conjunction with my previous entries bout 010808. Kindly click on Ida Than's Facebook's Album for more pictures of the accident Click Here. Kelvin Kok's car is totaly total lost, so now he's planning to get an Perodua Myvi either 1st hand nor 2nd hand, as long as its still in good condition and its Manual Gear Shifting. (actually he already paid deposit for his new myvi 8th September 2008)

Btw, last week, my mom get to hitch a ride on an Nissan Skyline GTR35 from her Company's Driver, The car is actualy owned by her Company's Driver's Brother In Law, the Company driver just borrowed it to drive, darn, I'm pretty jealous that my mom get to ride the latest Skyline GTR35, where her son here don't even stand a chance to stand near the GTR35. Heard from her that the car is damn comfy and pickup is superb, guess how much the car cost? RM800,500-00, Yes its Eight Hundred and Fifty Thousand for that powerful car, don't play play man. Alright, here's my mom's picture with Nissan Skyline GTR35:

Awww, a Sweet mom with the nice car = OWNAGED!!

Mom, when can I get a chance to hitch a ride from your company driver????

Pathetic people

Pathetic Fella who put the blame on CITIZEN through media for not patriotic, because of not supporting the pathetic parties, but they never go and find out that, why do people choose to be not patriotic?

And now, PG rules by DAP, and whats our "FATHER" said bout it? Don't eliminate his RACE in the State, he told the New State Government? Why our so called "FATHER" thinks that his own RACE will be eliminated in the beginning? is it because he know some of his RACE doesn't work hard for their living, not to say all, as I know a few of them were doing great, and I ain't RACIST, my college's mates 80% of them were all our "FATHER" Race, some of his RACE were damn hopeless, slack around in the office, shaking their legs, doing nothing, day dreaming, and keep on producing lazy fella out and guess what, Government will bare part of their expenses, this is their benefit for being the same RACE. My Race doesn't hates "FATHER"'s RACE, but some of them who body itchy and make us hate them, not by natural way, but by forcing our self to HATE them. Lolx. imagining using our hard earn monies, our taxes that government taxed us yearly, buy car, Car taxes, eat, Food taxes, drinks also wants to taxes, buy house, stamp duties charge 2 times, 1 from the transfer of the titles, another times from loan, if you can afford to purchased using cash, fuuuyoooh, you can see your next personal taxes bills from KWSP, whats the amount that you should pay then.

Another things that make us, the CITIZEN pissed, is the way they used our hard earn monies to sent a A.N.G.K.A.S.A.W.A.N to the space, to space not to do any proud experiment, but to demo how to flipped the roti canai and teh tarik without gravity forces? WTF, how many billion they had spend just to sent the stupid A.N.G.K.A.S.A.W.A.N to space to flip the roti canai, teh tarik and do praying posed? Further more, I pretty agree with what DAP members said to our Government, what they said during their campaign speech, they speak out our hearts out, what he said is the FACTS, wants to know what they said? Go to http://www.youtube.com/ and search for DAP vs MCA to watch their speech, but provided you understand Mandarin.

The storey wasn't end that way, I found out quite funny that our Grandpa - M-Kei, our former "FATHER" asked our current "FATHER" to resign from the "FATHER" position, LMFAO. And guess what, even my colleagues, the same RACE of our current "FATHER" said he is such a lousy cum stupid "FATHER". Beh tahan, ohya, there's few short but funny clips by "comedycourt" @ http://youtube.com/user/comedycourt, their video seriously made me laugh out loud, but they sang with facts that made sense, showing that how our people think about Pak LaLaLaLALaH, they said he always sleeping...ROFL......

Also view the following sites that my lawyer sent me previously and enjoy the laughter:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=24tYYBNGe1E&feature=related

- Ta Ma De
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJqA_ZiR_yY&eurl=http://blog.limkitsiang.com/

- DAP Theme Songs
http://youtube.com/watch?v=W3hPp4MHkL8

- Lingam Curry Songs

I Finally Get Myself A Passport!!

As some of you might know that I don't have an individual passport to travel to overseas, on Monday 25/2/2008, its actually my college's midterm break, so I take this opportunity to go over Pusat Bandar Damansara to make passport, accompanied by Mr. Jarryl Ee, we reach there around 1130am, I waited bout 10minutes until my turn, It was quick, right after some procedure at the counter, I asked the office when can I collect my passport, he told me that I can get it 2 hours later after I made the payment @ the payment counter, but Mr. Jarryl Ee don't want to wait for so long, and asked me to collect it some others day, I agreed with him as I ain't working on Wednesday also, so I can go myself to collect it on Wednesday, but I lied to my dear that I could only collect it next Monday as I kinda busy this week, because I wanna give her a surprise visit ma..


On Wednesday morning, I fetch my mom to work, then after that head back to house for a short nap as it was only 830am in the morning, I woke up around 10am, clean myself up, then straight away head to Pusat Bandar Damansara again to get my passport, once I reach, went to Counter 35 to get myself a number, waited bout 5minutes, till my turn, and within 2minutes, I get my passport and can leave anytime, its so damn efficient man, 1st time government sector do things that efficient, should gave them a big applause, well done.

Tadaaaa, My 1st individual Passport....

Tadaaaa,virgin 1 leh.....

but soon will be broken but someone at the custom...Aww....pain...

Video that killed my boredome..:p

Well, I've no idea why and how the hell I can be such a unhygenic person, playing with flies at Mc Donalds Centre point, B.U. I believed that was a big turn down for those KBU Chix who having their lunch there, but I just can't help it, as I really bored sitting there doing nothing after finished eating my Mc Nugget. Alright, this video will tell you how bored I am.


and this

videon taken @ office, ahahhahaa..man, i'm sick...

Mood Swing?

Well, its been a while I didn't really update my own blog, yeap, been extremely busy nowadays, but my pocket still lack of money, why? Because not business occupied my time, its my office work loads, University assignment, and yamchar session occupied all my times, I'm planning to cut off yamchar session during weekdays and only yamchar during weekend, focus more into my studies and my office works

These few days I guess I'm having PMS, my mood swing fast, until I couldn't really know what's happening, I can't really control my anger anymore, what is it happening to me? Every single days, my head like wanna explode, headache like shit, sometimes I'd planning to knock my head to the wall as hard as I can, but I scared pain, LMFAO, pressure is what I have for the moment.

Well, as I mentioned before, I'm going to register an Construction firm under my name for my dad's business, as his business is growing nowadays. The registration part, already passed all the documents required to my agent, she said will call me once everything is done, pending approval for the moment, hope next week will received a good news from her.

But few things that I'm worrying is my dad's company' accounts, he is paying wages to his workers everyday, the accounts is kinda mess to record down in details, those pays that he get from client should come through company accounts, there's a lot of stuff to keep tracks, I'd need a accountant to help me out on this issue, as this company is under my name, I should follow up everything in case next year the company get taxes by the government, I have proof to show them when they checking the accounts. Second things that I'm worrying about will be my studies, I found out that I need to spend more times into it, as I couldn't really catch up for getting cgpa above 3, I must get an cgpa above 3 by this sems as this is the 2nd last sems, I don't wanna see my cgpa below 3 end of this sems, I must fork out more times on my studies by now, although is bit late, but at least I did something that I won't regret in the future. Thirdly, back to my office works, I finally managed to finish those foreigner state consent application files on my table, and already submitted 3 files to the Wilayah Land Office, left 2 with me now, hafto submit by next week, the project that I'm handling is almost done, hopefully can be done by this month, but next week I only working for 2 days, because Monday got class, Wednesday gotta visit to Kiwanis Syndrome down Centre, then Thursday got class, uh~, only Tuesday and Friday I'm working, I scared I couldn't cope with my office works, I don't need a Assistant now, but I need more times to settle down my stuff, I really need more times....

I suspect something wrongs with my brain, I have no idea why and how, everyday also will get headache, maybe too much pressure, but I scared I got brain tumour or cancer what ever you name it, more over, I've memory Shortage, couldn't really remember everything that I learnt, planning to get an x-ray soon, no money lar, XD. I'd remember that during my primary schools days, my mom brang me to temple located at Klang for praying, the Buddha put her hand on my head and told my mom that my brain is slightly smaller than normal child. But what I can tell is, I can learn something very fast, and forget it also damn fast, this is the facts, I learn things faster than others peeps, easy to catch up with new stuff, but then, to forget it without my knowledge, also damn fast, wondering is there any technology in this world that could add few hundred gigabytes into my brain or not, if there is, I should start to save money to got for that add-in. lolx.

Lately, loads of friends questioning bout my loves life, kept on asking me why still don't want to get a GF, can't forget the past one or hasn't managed to find one? I told them that I got a Targeted girl, but didn't really take any action, because I hasn't prepare for a new relationship, I still pretty enjoy my single life, as I have too much of burdens in my current life, I don't wish to add more in it, more over, the targeted girl also don't want any commitment for the moment, so whats to point I take action isn't? What I'm worried for now is my future roads, in order to be the best, you have to sacrifies something for now, about loves life, maybe I'll just keep it a side, the most important things is my studies and to start savings, my savings is gone for ages since I started to study, kinda jealous those girls who was working for 2 jobs, 1 job during weekdays, 1 more during weekend, and have few figure in their banks accounts, wondering whats makes them so hardworking, why I can't be so hardworking like them? The answer is there "LACK OF MOTIVATION" ahahahaa, how I wish I could be 1 of them for the moment, but I just can't, too many stuff for me to worry now, oh god, why don't you just kill me? Forking pressureeeee......

I found out something yesterday, my cousin bro Jaryl Teoh, 15 this year, having his PMR, youngest son of my boss, he did a great job in keeping his body slim, I was impress by his motivation on getting slim, he was like a fat pig last year, with big tummy and you couldn't really see his neck because his neck full with fats, guess what is the outcome we saw this year? His body was fit, slimmed down loads, looks nice though, but not as fit as mine of course, but he really did a great job, he managed to slim down within a year, no more big tummy, can see his neck, and skip meal when is not necessary, he really got the heart to do it, he'd once asked me how I managed to get thin last time, I told him that play basketball, do more exercises will do, he really follow what I told him, and bout the exercises part, he added something in it, everyday morning, he woke up around 7am, go down to the swimming pool area of his condo, run for 60 rounds, then go for basketball session, after that pumping 200 times per days, sit up 200 times per days, I guess he might bluffing me bout 200 pumping and sit up per days, even my self also couldn't do 200 times pumping per day, sit up maybe is true, because last time I used to do 200 sit up per day, but pumping, I'd tried before pumping 200 times per day, but after that, I hafto rest for a week to cure my painfulness after the 200times of pumping, phobia..lolx..btw, he done a great job, you're the man Jaryl Teoh, good luck in your PMR.

Khinko Vs Parlia Sis....LOLZ..

CREDITS Khinko Vs Jeannette (bro & sis)
Khinko a.k.a Ng Wai Khin a.k.a honey boi
1. humourous
2. can make ppl happy & laugh easily
3. caring
4. lover boy
5. very sincere when comes to serious case
6. sometimes when cannot control anger then will act childish & do stupid things
7. when comes to work very dedicated
8. when talk bout future very highly motivated
9. when some one is sad, u can comfort that person easily
10. TLC = tender, loving, caring
11. but when angry anything also "mou tak kheng"
12. then when calm down ady keep on thinking back the faulty mistake
13. like to listen to elderly
14. all aunty uncle oso likes u
15. jie jie's favorite brother
16. the joker
17. the lamer
18. like to say "blOOp blOOp sometimes on the phone"
19. a sausage lover
20. kind hearted
21. like to say opik=office
22. helpful guy
23. like to say england= english
24. perverted guy
25. horny boi
26. no guts boi-oh yeah that's SO TRUE no guts
27. talk cock sing song wan
28. khinko dont lik to lose 1
29. tatz y dont dare to try
30. scared try adi kiasu
31. "sei yiu min"
32. too yiu min adi
33. too care bout his reputation
34. like to greet elop
35. mama’s boy (love family & sister a lot)
~~~all above credit frm
urjie to khindee

love_hurts a.k.a Jeannette a.k.a parlia jie a.k.a jeanbella
1) friendly
2) blur
3) parlia
4) caring
5) responsible to her work
6) hardworking
7) always naughty with bernard
8) a good advisor
9) a good listener
10) secret keeper
11) + friendly girl
12) damn layan khindee’s jokes
13) mature
14) easy going peepz
15) hot chix
16) always think b4 action
17) not hopping to be rich, just hopping to live a simple life (wrong la khindee)
18) pretty
19) boobs shaker
20) accidentally make lame jokes but duno it's actually a jokes
21) always take care of people instead of taking care of herself
22) always treat khindee makan
23) appreciate&remember tat ppl helps b4
24) helpful girls
25) WORKaholics
~~~all above credit frm
urkhindee to jie

quoted from Jeannette's blog - http://jean_y0624.blogs.friendster.com/my_blog/2007/08/credits_khinko_.html