Some Accident during Basketball game

Yeap, the title said it all, I met some accident during my basketball match yesterday morning, I accidentally bite my own lips, and it bleeds, well, it wasn't really accident,according to Dennis Wong, he said that the opponent that I marking,like to play cheat and using some dirty tactics, he banged me probably is with intention to do so, well, let it be, just take it as a lesson lor.

The accident goes like this, I was actually marking my opponent, and blocking his way to lay up the ball into the basket, he failed his 1st attempt, but he managed to get back the ball, he squat down, and jump up facing my face, his head knocked my lips, and made me bitten my own lips, bleed all the way while finishing the match, although it ain't really hurts, but I not really happy with the accident, because it made my lips become even more SWALLOWEN, it really looks like a pair of sausage, WTF!!!

Here's the picture of my SAUSAGE LIPS:-

Ouch, this picture taken today, it was 2nd day, still looks swallowen, but ain't feeling pain at all.

Ohya, days ago, Ida Than sent me a link to edit your picture, there's few options to choose as background, you just need to add in your picture, and they will adjust it into their background, and the background that I chosen is a billboard background, and the picture goes like this:

Picture from Photofunia.com if I'm not mistaken. Showed this picture to my dear, she said she wants it at a real billboard, lolx. that would probably cost me a bomb man, lolx.

10 Steps To A Better Couple

Well, I believed most of the couple do always have some arguement bout their relationship, missunderstanding, and stuff, pushing the blame away and stuff, here's some of the tips on How To Be A Better Couple, 10 steps to enjoying each other better...

1. Be realistic about each other.Don't try to turn ur partner into something he or she is not. Let's face it, guys-there's only 1 Pamela Anderson in the world, and even she has had her implants removed! Give ur gal a break and understand that her physical appearance is NOT going to change overnite with the help of a few facials or treatments. And ladies, Brad Pitt has already been taken, so u're gonna have to do with what ur guy is like! Chill out, love each other for what u are. There is more to ur partner than what meets the eye.

2. Always talk things out.Now guys, I know this is not ur fave pastime or mode of resolving issues, but u know what? This works with the gals. Don't make assumptions about each other's feelings. Learn to xpress urself better so that ur partner undrstands what u're angry about, or hurt about, or even happy about! When u stop talking to each other from the heart, it's the beginning of the end.

3. Do stuff together.Make an effort to do t hings together. Do some sports or involve urselves in some shared activities; something both of u enjoy or are interested in. It could be as simple as watching movies together, or jus strolling hand-in-hand down Orchard Road. Watch soccor with him once in a while though the green patch on TV puts u to sleep in 3 seconds. And guys, do give in if ur gal asks for another day at window-shopping, rather than suggest that she go out with her girlfriends for 'that sort of activities' instead. If u're spending more time with ur friends rather than with ur partner, it's a warning sign that u're drifting apart!!!

4. Meet each other halfway.If he agrees to throw out that rotten T-shirt with the 'The_Rock' print, u shouldn't kick up much of a fuss if he asks u to keep ur room tidy... There's gotta be a little giving and taking in a relationship, so learn to meet each other halfway.

5.Show ur loveBuy her flowers or candy or perfume everynow and then, even if u have been together for 5years. It's wonderful to continue showing someone that u care for him or her. Cook him a special meal, paint him a Valentine's Day card. Knit him mini-socks he can't wear ( like for decoration purposes => ), buy him a packet of milk for breakfast, or pack his wardrobe for him...so he knows u can still be romantic and loving despite having been together for quite a while.

6. Respect each other.Stop making jokes about her hair or skin, or whatever it is u love to laugh at. Ask urself if she thinks if its funny. And if he has an inferiority complex about his height, stop ogling at tall guys and make him feel worse! Love is about respecting each other's feelings and being sensitive to each other at all times.

7. Bury the past..Stop bringing up the past. Gals..don't bring up the happy things about u and ur ex to ur guy, it would jus make him jealous or unhappy. And guys, don't talk about the happy times that u had with ur ex or mention about her in ur every other sentence as it would make ur gal feel un-happy and she might think that u saying all this b'cos u are gonna get back with ur ex or not interested in her anymore.

8. Sit on ur jealousy.All of us go thru' spells of insecurity at the beginning of the relationship, but don't translate that insecurity into jealousy. If u're gonna go through ur partner's mail and cupboard, and eavesdropping on conversations, u know something is wrong - with u!!! Jealousy is like a poison that slowly spreads thru' the relationship before finall y killing it. Trust ur partner; love has to have trust in it.

9. Keep ur commitments to each other.If ur partner is standing u up all the time and cancelling dates and breaking promises, u need to talk! If u're in a relationship, make ur partner ur priority and don't disappoint them if u can help it. It's really terrible when someone promises to take u to dinner, and then calls to cancel it. Don't make promises u can't keep. If ur partner starts to feel that he/she is not important enough to u, u may jus lose him/her.

10. Be honest.Honesty is not scowling at how awful she looks first thing in the morning, or telling him that he has the biceps of a fly~! When we say 'be honest', we mean expressing ur feelings clearly, not being bitingly cruel. When u're hurt, say so, and when u're angry, tell him/her, w/o getting hysterical. If u can't be honest with ur partner, who can u be honest with?Love is also about honesty, and a relationship where no honesty exists probably isn't worth it!

Sausage Meal? 18sx

Days ago, Ida Than sent me an Mail regarding some sausage meal thingy, the moment I open it, my 1st reaction goes like this "WTF, LOOKS SO REAL!!" secondly,I slowly scroll the page down and proceed to 2nd picture, and my 2nd reaction was like "GodDamnIt, Which Restaurant serving this kinda sausage?" and thereafter, I proceed to look at the 3rd picture, and my 3rd reaction was "Looks kind of delicious thou, wonder if the manufacture did produce the cheesy version of it."

Alright, enough for those silly thoughts, I bet you guys can't wait to see those "tempting" or "seductive" picture of the meal, *ahem*, but before you guys proceed, it's an 18sx post, to those who were underage, please seek advice/permission from your guardian b4 you proceed to look at those picture, but I know you won't :p Alright, here you goes ladies and gentlemen, the SAUSAGE MEAL Picture:-

Sausage Sandwiches. OmiFukingGod. It looks like just finished the Brazilian Wax. Look at those Vain. -.-'' no eye see :S

Errm, XXX (??Meat??) Sausage Spaghetti Served with Creamy Sauces*Ahem*??O.o??

Grilled Bacon with Sausage top?

I'm out of idea of thinking what kinda dishes will this be, Mash Potato, Carrot Slices with some Green Beans, Okay, lets called it Black Sauces Sausages with Vege?

Deep Fried Sausage, GodLiked! Looks Like Bacon, but taste like what? U name it. Lolx.

Hamburger Sausage..*imagine when husband cheat on their wife, ended up, their wife chopped off their *ahem* for breakfast serving? Ouch!

Will You Practice In This Way In Future?

Bout months ago, my sis Jeannette sent me this, I laughed after I read at those terms set by the wife to the husband, when the husband going out for a drinks or night out, they have to sign a declaration form and consent from wife before proceed to their night outing, funny shits:-

Click the enlarge the image, sorry for the bad image quality, it was actually cut out from a pdf format. (Application for Wife Night Out)

Application for Husband Night out.

As you can see, obviously, application for Husband night out, the terms set by the wife is so damn loads compare to application for Wife night out, this proven that guys forever controlled by their wife, and guy are hardly can take control to their wife. Unfair right? Sigh! What to do, if you love her, you have to obey to what they said lar.

So you guys out there, will you actually practice in this way in future when you get married? I found it funny thou, take a look at those terms set by wife, ahahhaha, I laugh my ass out of me man. I personally won't practice in this way, night out is normal, we can actually go out together to meet out each other friends, to built the trust in the relationship, aren't it benefit both of the couple??

Things That Weird People Do 18sx

I bet the title say it all, days/weeks ago, I received an email from one of my friend, I don't know should I rank it as Piercing Arts or maybe some weirdo piercing, but for me, it seriously made me feel awkward after saw those picture, I ain't gonna post all the picture here, just some of it.



Caution: for those who have weak hearted, or has a very strong religious belief, please click the big big X button above your very right hand side of the screen, and also, this post was rated 18SX, those who below 18yrs of age, you better wait until you enough age only view. :P

Alright, here you goes for those 18SX picture, enjoy~ =S :


Ouch, that's really hurts..


Sigh! No eye see


Snake tongue?

This is sickening...it looks like the organs get infected STD or maybe HIV??


Oh my gawt!! I wonder how this sick guy pee or *ahem* :S

Omfg!!Ouch!!!


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