Melacca Trip Cum Revel4tion @ A'Famosa (Melacca) 28th Oct'06

Abang Wayne from JB...

27th Oct 06,Actually today Titanz Organs Present Hard Heavy Machine (Hardstyle event) @ Spazzo Bistro,but something bad happened,so we gota postponed to next week,so me and titanz founder -Neh went down to Melacca to have a talk with our Titanz Crew and meet up with the Spazzo Boss about our event.

Well,on 27th Oct,i taken half day leaved and went back to PJ to meet with my gf,around 430pm, Neh called me up and said he's ready to go,aite,so i hafto fetch my gf home,and head to Bkt Bintang there to pick Neh up,about half an hour later, I reached Bkt Bintang, but the boss(Neh) said that he's in a middle doing sumting, asked me to wait him 4 awhile,so I parked my car at a hotel next to Bkt. Bintang and wait 4 him,after 15minute,the fella finally appear in front of me,aite,so we start our journey to Melacca around 530pm,but 530pm weekdays those workers just after work and rushing back to their home, and yea, we stuck in the jam @ Sg. Besi highway for about 20minute, after that, the traffic goes smoothly, on the way to Melacca,the dumb Neh kept on talk about sex,well,he's a "Kiu Kai King" or maybe u can call him as "Ham Chung",because he loves to talk about sex bible(Bored),well,about 1hour +,we finally reach this R&R @ Seremban, Neh said he's hungry,so we decided to stop @ the R&R and have a drink there,after that, we went to Shell Kios, pump rm50 petrol, and continue our journey, about an hour later, we finally reach Melacca, once we reach, Neh's hyped up and scream "Melacca,I'm back",LOLZ, he has a funny cum crazy attitude,that's why we always have laughter and joy when hanging out with him.

Well,the very 1st things we do once we reach Melacca is not to have my dinner, WTF, anyway,i ain't that hungry,so didn't bother to complain at him that "I need food",the 1st things we need to do is go to his friend's house (Ah Xiong) to re-design our Friday event flyer, and it total took us about 1hour + to finish the design, after that,we save it into a thumb drive and bring to the Spazzo Boss,before that,we gota print out a hardcopy to let the Spazzo Boss to take a look 1st,so we stop by @ a Cyber Cafe nearby the designer house and print out the hardcopy,after that,we forgotten to fetch one of the Shufflers(Wayne) that purchase bus tix come down from JB to Melacca just to support our event on 27th, but unfortunately, the event has already postponed to next week,and he said doesn't matter,he still come down to Melacca to have a trip b4 Rave party @ A'famosa, after called him up, we'd quickly speed to the Melacca town to fetch that guy,and bring him to eat "Satay Celup",but before that,we gota fetch our the 1 and only Junior in Titanz Organs (Bryanshufflers) out for Satay Celup,after fetching him,we straight away rush to Spazzo to meet the boss(AH MENG) and have a talk bout the coming event,after half an hours,all the things settle,and we head to Restaurant Capital Satay Celup to enjoy our so called supper,ahaha,man,i drove 8hour for this journey man,it's farking tiring,and this Neh still asked me whether wana go Clubbing anot,com'on dude,i'm farking tiring,even walk oso blur blur adi,still asked me to go clubbing??i was like,WTF!!i wana SLEEP!!man,driving 8hours non stop,it's liked you travelled to Penang and drive back to KL man,so I said "NO" to him,and he just said "it's okiee,we after satay celup,fetch our junior home,then we head back to my house and have a sleep". and I agree with him and after Satay Celup,fetch Bryan home,reach neh house,1st things I do is,bath.......yea,After the refreshment,it's really makes me felt cool and fresh,no more than 10minute,i already felt asleep.

The Nxt day,Revel4tion days,around 11am,me,wayne and Neh went to a restaurant near the town to have "Bakuteh" as our lunch,emm the food is OK lar,but I still prefer the "pure bakuteh" with white soup and fresh meet @ Sri Kembangan if I'm not mistaken,my boss (mr.Teoh aka my uncle) bring me to this restaurant after attended few client early of 2006,the soup is dam nice and pure,it's definetly not same with those normal Bakuteh that we had man,anyway,back to topic,after the lunch,we head to Mahkota Parade to buy caps,cuz i forgotten to bring my caps to Melacca,and my hair is freaking annoying my eyes sight,once we reach Melacca Parade,Rico called me up and said that he already arrived @ A'famosa,waiting for me to pick him up to his condo,but I just reach Mahkota Parade,so I asked him to wait for while,because eventhough i go pick him up now,he oso need to wait for atleast 30minute,cuz from town to A'famosa,it's like from KL to Nilai,lolz,so i'd quickly go and pick my the cap that i want,after that,till Neh's turn to buy his caps,he's a choosy peepz,he like those full cover caps,it's lik those MAT REMPIT CAPS,ahahaha, well,after half an hours,he finally found his fav caps,after paying the money,we'd quickly rush to pay for the parking fees,and speed to A'famosa,and when the time we reach,rico had already asked Jonas to fetch him to his condo,and i gota drive to the condo and put my stuff,because i'm going to stay with him in the nite after the Rave party, well,the rave is sux to the max...because it's end @ 1am,sux rite?b4 we went to the rave,i had an accident near the melacca town while we'r heading to have our dinner,the blardy Proton Perdana old version suddenly apply Full break near the traffic lights,and it's a rainny day,the floor slipery,and unfortunetly,i din't realise the blardy Perdana apply full break,and in a sec,i was like WTF,step on my break and heard slipery tyre sounds and "tok" sounds,phew,so lucky that,my Waja head kiss the blardy Malay perdana arse,and his number plat distroyed by my tyre,ahaha,and my lovely Waja head got a dot crack inside,but it's not that obvious lar,but my number plat crack adi,so Neh asked me to stop beside the road,and have a talk with that malay,the malay was like affraid of us lidat,once come down the car,talk softly like this

Malay guy "Aiya,ni biasa lar,tak apa lar,u org dari KL ker?i nampak nombor plat kamu ni macam dari KL kut"
then Neh replied "emm,yer lar,kami datang dari KL,sebab ada hal nak buat kat sini,encik,u pun org KL ker?"
the Malay guy replied "ye lar,skrang ni Hari Raya ma,balik sini raya lor"
Neh replied " oh,encik u boleh bagi nombor telepon bagi kita,besok kita baru settle lar,sebab kita skrang nak pergi makan lar"
Malay guy "emm boleh boleh,u ada name kad?bagi saya lar,ini sikit hal jer,hanya tu nombor plat jer,besok pagi tukar then settle lar"

After that Neh gave his name card to the malay guy,and informed him that to call us tomorrow afternoon,after that,i'm farking pissed of the accident,because I still duno why the blardy malay wana apply full break while it's still hav more that 1 car space to break,and so happened that time Neh is telling jokes to me,so that i din't really notices he applying the full break,and my car,uh~farking sad to see my car get another scar,although it's full of scar,but im preventing to get more scar,but hell,i fail....1st time i get accident,and it's @ Melacca,foggggggg euuuuu...!!aite,this case adi settled,now back to the rave,after the accident things,we head to a stall located nxt to a restaurant,it's sell those duck meat mee and desert,after our meal,i gota fetch our lil bryan brother back to his shop,and back to A'famosa to party.

We reach the rave around 11pm,enter to the Rave,around 1130pm,because from the parking walked to the Party,it's took us about 5-10minute,and que for entrance took us about 5minute,because mine is complementary tix (free tix) so I can go in through the VIP que,ngek ngek,b4 that got few recharge gurl asked us to do some survey,and stick the (I love Recharge) sticker on our body,and i'm the one get the most among my gang and glowuz,buahaha,i get 5sticker...lolz,each gurl gave me 2sticker,and duno who the fark stolen 1 of my sticker...haha...well,once we get in,i straight away ran to the redem boost the redem free gifts,it's a pouch??uh~kinda parlia rite?doesnt matter lar,as long as i get sumting and it's free,lolz!!after redem,I saw Mash mod and say hiee to them,Eugene,Alex,Eric,Tek and CK!after that,go to meet with glowuz they all,and ryan ran to me pass me a can of heineken,asked me to finish it,uh~actually b4 we entry to the party,we already finish some carlsberg leh,nvm lor,drink few drops,pass back to him,and drag him to Voltex,ngek ngek,so happen that Poh yee and leso's gf (ZhuZhu) is queing there,so i can cut que after say hiee to them and giv a hug to the pig...
"p/s: her breast still that small" lolz,dun think sigh,it's a normal act that guys will do while huggin a gurl....ahahaaha,when our turn for the Voltex that time,ngam ngam only can fit me,jordan,poh yee and zhuzhu,but mich they all wana play as well,so we beg the security crew fella to let them in as well,and they allowed,cuz evry half an hour gota rest half an hour,if not,the machine will explode...ahaha,and what I could tell u is,the voltex sibeh syiok,me and jordan decided to scream our lungs out and hell yea,we did it...lmfao....all the ppl who is spectating us was like,wah lau,this two guys siao ar??ahahahah...kinda funny rite?after the voltex,we gather all our group,and went to the middle of the stage find space to shuffle,and I duno what happened,suddenly all drag till the left side of the stage,lucky there's alotz of space there,ahaha...and yeap,we shuffle lik mad during the BA vs Soul-T gigs...after 45minutes, we suddenly saw the visual screen shows that "the local authorities would like to inform that the party will end on 1am" all of us was lik, WTF,end on 1am??we left with dissapointment,and while we heading to the main entrance,we kept on call our group members,and check where are them,and we note that zhuzhu (leso gf) faint in the party and sent to the first aid canopy,we'd quickly rush to the first aid camp and see what's going on,leso was like "baby,dun,wake up baby wake up" and lucky she's ok after that,mayb she's lack of sleep or mayb she's on Dr*g?no peepz knw whatz happened!so just 4get bout it lar....after that,we went back to our condo and take bath chit chat n sleep...

The Nxt day morning, I'm the 1 who woke up early and watch tv,cuz I not used to sleep on a queen bed with a guy,buahahaha....after all of them woke up,we go to check out and went to the Melacca town to hav our lunch,but b4 that,we gota meet with the Blardy malays who's driving a blardy Perdana and let my Waja kis his smelly Perdana arse to fix back his number plat and mine as well...after that,we went to the jonkers street to have our chicken rice ball,after chicken rice ball,we walked around @ jonkers street,and went to buy dodol back as souvenior?ahaha,my family likes dodol alotz i guess...after buying those stuff,we went to Vinly Dance Culture, Ben Cracko's club @ Raya, have a talk with Ben about our event stuff,and back to Neh's house to hav a rest,after i finished my bath,we went to a restaurant nearby and have our dinner there,after that,we straight away head back to PJ and have a nice sleep...

Thatz all for this blog,dam lazy to blog man,it tooks me a loads of times to type this words down....uh~

Titanz Organs Present "HARD HEAVY MACHINE" Feat DJ Ben Cracko & The Bass Agent on 3rd November 2006 @ Spazzor Bistro (Melacca)

Once again,Titanz Organs Proudly Present "Hard Heavy Machine" @ Malacca, Spazzor Bistro.

Please kindly contact either one of the Crew in-charge to get presales tix or grab free guestlist,while still AVAILABLE

FYI : -

Guest list :> Free entry (Not Included Drinks)
Presales Tix :> RM25 + 1 Drinks
Door Sales :> RM35 + 1 Drinks

Titanz Organs Crew in-charge :-

(i) Ricco - 016 631 9700
(ii) KhinKo - 016 686 1045
(iii) Amos - 019 332 2119
(iv) Neh - 012 917 4894

(p/s: Neh's going to overseas on 30th Oct,if you wants to contact him for guestlist or presale,please do it b4 30th Oct 06)

So guys & girls out there,please show some support to LOCALS DJs,and Let's RoXX the Dance Floor!!! Cheers :wink:

There's 2 bar tender,2 dance podium and 2 pool table in Spazzor Bistro.

Parking problems??no worries,there's a space for you to parked your car,it can fit more than 150 cars in the parking areas,and the best things is Parking is FREE.

For more info,please log on to :- http://mash.com.my/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=596

Math aBout a Man & a Woman

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS


Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy



SHOPPING MATH




A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.



GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS



A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.



HAPPINESS


To be happy with a man,
you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman,
you must love her a lot and not try understand her at all.



MEMORY


Any married man should forget his mistakes,
there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.



APPEARANCE


Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.



PROPENSITY TO CHANGE


A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.



DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE


A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

How To Luv A Gurl~Treat Ur Luv 1 this Way....

Love the girl in your heart, not in your mind. If you
base your relationship on feelings, it will fail for
there are ups & downs in feelings. Girls are there
to be loved, not toyed around.

Love her for who she is. Don't even think about
changing any bit about her. 6 billion people in this
world & 6 billion different personalities. She's
special & she will stay that way. You change any
part of her, you'll change her forever. Don't
substitute her for anyone else, they are just unique
in their own ways.

Love her whole-heartedly. She sacrificed a lot for
you so you'd better really treassure her. She could
have just got up & date a so much more dashing
guy in town but she chose you instead all because
of love. So love her guys, not play with her.

Don't just get the girl to beg you to stay or
whatsoever. If you're with her, love her. Don't
cause
a strain in the relationship, you'll end up loving
each other out of pity or charity, that's not
respecting love at all. Respect love the way it is &
everything will be the best it can be.

Don't expect perfection from her. She's the only
one in the world & she's done the best she could.

Like another girl while you're in a relationship?
Then I think it's time you remain single for a while.
Don't go around breaking girls' hearts, it's the most
tragic thing to do.

Tell the truth, never hide anything from her. If you
want her to tell you everything, do the same. Don't
go calling other girls "honey", "darling" or " cutie",
how
would it feel if your girl calls other guys the same
way? Be faithful, enough is enough.

Socialise only when you're single. You socialise &
flirt around is to get the girl of your dreams. Get it
over when she's already yours, don't ask for more.

It never kills to be romantic. Think, be flexible.
Getting that diamond ring isn't the only gift for her.
Be realistic, she's human & she lives life just like
you. Something sweet & simple always get the job
done. Money doesn't exist between couples, it's
the love.

Never promise her that you'll love her forever
because your forever might end the next day. Love
her as if each day is the last.

Sweet talks only apply for singles, not for attached
guys. Do that & you'll really break your girl's heart.
Isn't good being too well-known too, it'll give her a
sense of insecurity. Remember, INSECURITY.

Promise her & make sure you never break it.
Swear to her & make sure you keep it. Pledge
your love to her & her alone.

Loving her is giving her your heart to break it but
trusting her not to. Instead, she'll cherish it &
protect it. That's love. Give her your heart, your
life, your everything.

Lay down your life & prepare to die for her when
the need arises. But stay strong & live through
another day, she can never live without you.

Never, ever walk out of her life. She won't just cry
her heart out & carry on living as per normal, she'd
die. It her heart that you've broken, how would you
ever know how she feels?

Winning a girl's heart isn't the final victory. Don't
leave her once you've won her love. Love her all
the way till the end of time, love her till marriage,
love
her till old age, love her till death. If you can love
her till the end of time
pray the god together and ask the god blessing to
each one other ...!!

Mind Our Language

DEWAN Bahasa dan Pustaka (DBP) has been given the power to advise and fine anyone not using the national language correctly on signboards.

It is a good move but how such power is exercised must be closely monitored.

More importantly, the process must be transparent.

It is not enough to just fine people for using the language incorrectly.

Such mistakes must be properly explained so that others do not repeat them.

If a company is reprimanded for using words wrongly on a signboard in Putrajaya, for example, that same sign should also not be allowed in Gua Musang.

The recent furore between the Transport Ministry and the police over the revision of fines for various traffic offences reminded us that the main objective is to make drivers more careful on the road, and not to fill government coffers.

Likewise, this power given to DBP should be to make us good users of the national language and not just a means to punish and collect fines.

Close cooperation between DBP and the various agencies, especially the local councils, is imperative as signboards fall within their jurisdictions.

Advertising agencies should also be properly briefed so that mistakes are stopped at source.

For this, DBP must also be open to the evolving nature of language and its usage in contemporary times.

Considering how creative and expensive signboards are these days, it may be the consumer who eventually has to pay the price if a company has to bear the expenses to make changes

Settle summonses or you can't renew vehicle insurance

Those who do not pay up their traffic summonses will be barred from renewing their vehicle insurance.

The Internal Security Ministry is working with Bank Negara, the police, Road Transport Department (JPJ), insurance companies and the relevant agencies to get the proposal going.

Deputy Minister Datuk Johari Baharum said that once the system was in place, insurance companies would be able to access a database which is linked to the JPJ.

“When someone from an insurance company types in a person’s name and identity card number, he will be able to tell whether that person has any outstanding summonses,” he told The Star.

“They (offenders) will not be allowed to renew their vehicle insurance until they pay their summonses. Only then, will their names be erased from the database.”

He said with this link-up, the ministry hoped to put a stop to the tactic used by some who put down a different address to avoid detection.

“Previously, we had to chase after errant offenders. In some cases, when we went to the addresses given, they could not be found. Others refused to pick up their summons letters from the post office,” he said.

“Some had moved, or used their kampung addresses even though they no longer live there,” he added.

Johari said the ministry planned to hit reckless drivers where it hurts the most – in their pockets.

The ministry, he said, was also in the process of formulating a system in which motorists with many summonses would have to pay increasingly higher insurance premiums.

“For example, those with 60 summonses will have to pay a higher premium compared to those with a few summonses.

“The move is to prevent people from being reckless on the road and piling up their tickets,” he said.

Unpaid summonses amounted to a few hundred million ringgit to date, he added.

There are about 10 million motorists in Malaysia. Last year, 6,188 people were killed on the roads, according to statistics by JPJ.

Johari said: “We are serious about the move. The proposal is now in its final stages and we hope to get it approved as soon as possible.”

On Sept 11, the Government announced that there would be no reduction in compounds for five serious traffic offences, namely speeding, overtaking on a double line, jumping queue, beating the traffic lights, and driving on the emergency lane as such actions posed a danger to other motorists.

Kurnia Insurance (M) Bhd chief executive officer Kong Shu Yin lauded the ministry's idea, saying it would educate the public to be more careful while on the road.

“The details need to be ironed out to ensure the system runs smoothly. I think the proposal will be accepted by the public and the insurance industry, as law abiding drivers will enjoy a lower premium compared with the 'bad' ones,” he said.

Insurance agent Ho Soon Sing, who has been driving for 24 years, hoped the proposal would lead to motorists becoming better drivers.

Selangor, Negri and Malacca worst hit by haze

PETALING JAYA: It was back to hazy skies after a one-day respite on Saturday.

Due to the changing winds, the haze returned yesterday mostly in Selangor, Negri Sembilan and Malacca.

The Meteorological Services Department said south-easterly winds had brought the smoke from fires in Sumatra and Kalimantan.

Air Pollutant Index (API) readings fluctuated from moderate to unhealthy levels yesterday.

At 11am, unhealthy levels were recorded in Johor Baru (141), Kuantan (139), Muar (135), Kemaman (122), Larkin (116) and Malacca (110).

By 5pm, the situation deteriorated in Malacca (138) and Muar (150) but improved in Johor Baru (127), Larkin (104), Kemaman (121) and Kuantan (96).

Unhealthy levels were also recorded in Gombak (117) and Kuala Selangor (103).

Visibility was poor in Sepang (1km), Malacca (1.2km), Subang (1.5km), Kuantan (1.5km), Kuala Terengganu (2km), Kuching (2.5km) and Sri Aman (2km).

In Sabah and Sarawak, changing wind conditions and rain in central Sarawak on Saturday improved the situation.

The number of hotspots increased in Sumatra from 42 on Saturday to 157, while in Borneo it dropped from 323 to 215.

The peninsula recorded seven hotspots yesterday.

“In Peninsular Malaysia, the wind is expected to change to northeast by Sunday night (yesterday).

“Once this happens, the haze over the northern parts of the peninsula is expected to improve,” the MSD said in a statement.

It added that for the southern and central regions, the situation would depend on wind conditions and might take a longer time to improve.

In Alor Star, although the API reading in Kedah was in the acceptable range over the last few days, the number of asthmatic attacks had been higher than normal days.

“Maybe the patients had been to Penang, Sungai Petani or Langkawi where the API is higher,” said a doctor.

In Seremban, the API showed moderate levels but the state government is advising people to limit outdoor activities.

State Environment, Human Resources and Public Complaints Committee chairman Datuk Peter Lai Yit Fee said visibility seemed “quite bad” due to the high moisture content in the air.

In Kuantan, wind changes are expected to worsen the situation after the API touched unhealthy levels (100) on Saturday.

State Local Government and Environment Committee chairman Datuk Hoh Khai Mun said the index could be higher in the Gebeng Industrial estate.

In Singapore, the air quality reached “unhealthy” levels for the first time this year on Saturday when its pollutant standards index (PSI) touched 150 at 9pm.

The situation improved yesterday when the PSI slipped back to 31 at 10am.

HMs can close schools if API rises above 300

SHAH ALAM: Headmasters can use their discretion to close their schools if the air pollutant index (API) rises above 300.

Education Minister Datuk Seri Hishammuddin Tun Hussein said the headmasters would not need the ministry’s permission to do it if the haze worsens.

“The ministry’s decision has always been to close schools if the API is above 300.

“This was practised last year,” he told reporters here at a khatam Quran ceremony (to mark the completion of the reading of the Quran) by 22 pupils yesterday.

Hishammuddin also said schools should not allow students to take part in outdoor activities if the API was above 200.

He added that the decisionalso depended on the health condition of students.

Meanwhile, the Health Ministry said there had not been any “obvious increase” in the number of cases of asthma and respiratory illness.

Its disease control director, Datuk Dr Ramlee Rahmat, said only Sarawak hospitals had reported on Saturday that there was an increase in haze-related cases.

Checks on several clinics in the Klang Valley, however, showed many people had sought treatment for coughing, throat irritation and dry eyes

26 Things A Perfect Guy Would Do..

1. Know how to make you smile when you are down.

2. Try to secretly smell your hair, but you always notice.

3. Stick up for you, but still respects your independence.......

4. Give you the remote control during the game.

5. Come up behind you and put his arms around you.

6. Play with your hair.

7. His hands always find yours.

8. Be cute when he really wants something.

9. Offer you plenty of massages.

10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork.

11. Never run out of love.

12. Be funny, but know how to be serious.

13. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be serious.

14. Be patient when you take forever to get ready.

15. React so cutely when you hit him and it actually hurts.......

16. Smile a lot.

17. Plans a romantic date full of cheesy things he wouldn't normally like to do, just because he knows it means a lot to you.

18. Appreciate you.

19. Help others out.

20. Drive 5 hours just to see you for 1.

21. Always gives you a peck on the cheek when you depart from each others company, even when his friends are watching.

22. Sing, even if he can't.

23. Have a creative sense of humor.

24. Stare at you.

25. Call for no reason.

26. Quit smoking, chewing, drinking, or drugs - just because he loves u that much to quit it.

Glossary of Malaysian ghosts

Pontianak or kuntilanak – A type of vampire in Malay folklore.

Langsuir – A version of pontianak but said to be the deadliest banshee in Malay folklore.

Manananggal – The spirit of an older, beautiful woman capable of severing its upper torso to fly into the night with huge bat wings to prey on unsuspecting pregnant women in their homes.

Toyol – A mythical spirit in Malay mythology. It is a small creature created from a dead human foetus using black magic.

Orang bunian – Said to inhabit jungles and are similar to elves except they are invisible to most people.

Orang minyak (oily man) – According to history, Satan offered to grant worldly desires if the orang minyak raped 21 virgin girls within seven days and worship Satan as a God. These orang minyak usually douse themselves with oil and run around naked. Although the orang minyak is believed to be human, there are countless stories of them being related to the supernatural world.

Orang halus (invisible people) – These dwarfs usually cannot be encountered unless one is purified by cleansing the body and wearing clean clothes. They live in the jungles and are conversant in Malay!

Hantu galah – A male ghost, believed to be gigantic, with extremely long and thin limbs.

Hantu pisang (a Mah Meri belief) – A beautiful ghost that is supposedly formed when the heart of the banana bud is pierced with a nail attached to a thread.

Mumiai (pronounced moo-mee-eye) – A poltergeist who throws things around and attacks people who are especially lazy or criminal.

Free cute online games - Ferryhalim

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superb cute online games i would have said,try it out....

Especially the Piggy games above,my fav...

Enjoy the games...

the Girls Matters

• If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay.
• Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior.
• Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache.
• Stop trying to change yourself for a relationship that's not meant to be.
• Slower is better.
• Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy.
• If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can't "be friends". A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend.
• Don't settle.
• If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is.
• Don't stay because you think "it will get better." You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better.
• The only person you can control in a relationship is you.
• Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women. He didn't marry them when he got them pregnant, why would he treat you any differently?
• Always have your own set of friends separate from his.
• Maintain boundaries in how a guy treats you.
• If something bothers you, speak up.
• Never let a man know everything. He will use it against you later.
• You cannot change a man's behavior. Change comes from within.
• Don't ever make him feel he is more important than you are, even if he has more education or in a better job. Do not make him into a quasi-god. He is a man, nothing more nothing less.
• Never let a man define who you are.
• Never borrow someone else's man. If he cheated with you, he'll cheat on you.
• A man will only treat you the way you allow him to treat you.
• All men are not dogs.
• You should not be the one doing all the bending; compromise is a two way street.
• You need time to heal between relationships; there is nothing cute about baggage. Deal with your issues before pursuing a new relationship.
• You should never look for someone to complete you. A relationship consists of two whole individuals; look for someone complimentary, not supplementary.
• Dating is fun, even if he doesn't turn out to be Mr. Right.
• Make him miss you sometimes; when a man always know where you are, and you're always readily available to him - he takes it for granted.
• Never move into his mother's house.
• Never co-sign for a man.
• Don't fully commit to a man who doesn't give you everything that you need. Keep him in your radar but get to know others.

Penang 2 Days 1 Nites Trip ~Superb Funny~edited*

On last wednesday(27/9/06),"Neh" msn me asked me whether this saturday wana go Penang Flix club to talk to the management about Titanz Organs stuff anot,well,these few months i'm having my long long college holiday,so nthg to do during weekend,some more no need to come out money for hotel,hell yea,confirm going lar...well,lets cut it short k,lets straight away jump cue to saturday...

On Saturday,I woke up around 10 sumting in the morning,swicth on my laptop,on9,check my mail,log on to mash.com.my,xes.cx & fs as usual lar...evryday doing the same things lar...well,Neh dint on9 on that day,cuz his office is under renovation,well,juz wait4his call lor...1130am,Neh called me up and below is our conversation

Neh: Wooi cipet,where r u?
Me: sticking on a gurl's body,next to the sexies lap...
Neh: mahai(laugh),eh serious sikit,where r u?
Me: at home lar knncb,where d fck r u,y dint on9 1??
Neh: Tiu,my office renovation ma,all d line plug off adi...
Me: so now is how??
Neh: mahai,i dam tulan adi lar,the farker Ricco still haven't start their engine yet,Ricco called me up around 1030am using his melacca house phone, and tell me that he's on da way to KL,and juz nw 11pm i called him up again,he still at his house duno doing wat...
Me: so how now??
Neh: tiu,dowan care bout the fella,v buy air ticket fly to penang better,mahai,dam tulan,if they dowan to go,me n u both of us honeymoon over there,i dun mind spending u air tix...i juz wana go there to hav fun...
Me: tiu,u so rich meh....wait 4 them lar....
Neh: wooi,wana hav lunch wit me anot...duno wat time their gona reach KL oso....
Me: Emm,can oso,what time and where??
Neh: after u finish kao tim urself lar,u come over to bkt bintang,v both hav lunch together....
Me: ok lar,let me take my bath1st,then only come over
Neh: okiee,c u later...
Me: btw,how m i gona be there by lrt??
Neh: lrt canot leh,u gota take lrt to KL sentral,then walk across the street and take monorail to Bkt Bintang...
Me: means that i gota walk all d way frm KL central to monorail station and take monorail to bkt bintang??
Neh: yes lar,u reach adi gime a call lar...
Me: ok ciaoz...

After my bath....my mum called me...
mum: boi,where r u??
me: still @ home
mum: what time r u going to Penang?
me: emm,soon,what time r u coming back??can fecth me to lrt station??
mum: coming back,wana hav lunch together??
me: emm,u ask sis company u lar,me gota rush to Bkt Bintang to meet up with my frenz...
mum: ok lar,u ask ur sis get ready,i wana go Giant buy sumting...
me: ooh,ok...

10minute later,my mum reach home and parked her car,come in and put her stuff,and saw my sis haven't ready up herself,wahaha,this time she got served..."ASKED READY UP UR SELF DUNO LISTEN IZZIT?BE GURL BE UNTILL LIK THAT,FASTER READY UP URSELF,AFTER I FECTH KORKOR OUT,U STILL HAVEN'T READY UP,THEN U KNW" wakaka,I then quickly goto my mum's car and tighten up my sitbelt,wait 4 my mum come in n fecth me to Tmn Bahagia Lrt Station...
On the way to Tmn Bahagia....
mum: so who's driving to Penang later?
me: all of us gota take turn to drive...
mum: dun drive so fast ar,later got accident then u knw...
me: yea lar....
mum: yea ur head,u think i'm stupid,others i duno,but u,as my son,i knw u'll confirm speed on d highway....
me: *silence for awhile* smile and said that,yalar yalar...i promise...i'll drive carefully...okay??

5minute later,reach Tmn Bahagia lrt station,well,my touch'n go haven't top up,so gota cue up n purchase my tix to KL Central,after purchase my tix,I then saw a stall selling those hp reload cards,well,my hp credit less than rm5,goto reload rm30,or else later not enuff credit to makes outgoing call....after that,i'd head to the 1st floor to take lrt to KL Central....

In da lrt,on the way to KL Sentral,Neh called me up again..
Neh: ooi,where r u??
me: in d lrt....
Neh: which station??
Operator: "tu...du...tu...du...nxt station KL Sentral"(actually i wanted to lie to him that i'm still at Tmn Bahagia,but no choise adi lar...)
Neh: ooo,gona reach soon eh??
me: nolar,the operator giv wrong info...tiu,ofcuz lar,u deaft??
Neh: mahai,lidat lar nw,i'm gona screw ur tits later...
me: hehehe,u tot u only knw hw to screw ppl tits??
Neh: lolz...u tot i scared?
me: later u'll knw lar...

Once i get down from the LRT,i'd rush to monorail station,because i'm superb hungry....after a 5minute walk,i finally reach the monorail station,after purchase the tix to Bkt Bintang,i gota walk to 1st floor to wait the monorail arrived..while waiting the monorail arrived,i saw a fat aqua stare at me,i was lik "macibai sei aqua,stare lan ar stare,whack 7 u then u knw!!" the aqua lik can terasa wat i'm thinking lidat,he'd turn the face to others location..10minute later,finally the farking slow motion monorail arrived..

20minute later,Neh call me up again...
Neh: uh..uh..(moaning sounds) khinko,where d fark r u....
me: gona reach soon (right after i answer this,i'm actually adi reach Bkt Bintang) emm,actually i adi reach Bkt Bintang..
Neh: ok lar,u come down to the Maybank,i meet u up there...
me: ok...c u later....

So once i came out frm the monorail,i'd rush to Maybank to meet him up,cuz i really beh tahan liao...dam hungry,reached Maybank,was looking for the farker Neh,but beside Maybank there's a road show done by Head n Shoulders,juz need to fill up the form,u can get a free hair wash..well,no lenglui was there so i'd continue looking for the farker,i make a call to Neh..(if sum of u who reading this shit were there,sry lar,dun scold me lar,tak nampak u mer...)
Me: ooi,where r u??
Neh: oh tiu,u reach Maybank adi??I actually letting the Head n Shoulder gurl washing my hair lar...
Me: yameh,where's ur location??(y i asked this,bcuz there's alotz of sit under the canopy,and alot of ppl washing their hair)
Neh: Neh,can u c the read cap gurl,i'm over there..
Me: (looking at the red cap gurl,but she's helping a auntie washing the hair)emm,yeap but since when u bcume a auntie??(i'm so teh stupid,while washing hair,can answer phone 1 meh?sudah kena tipu dah)
Neh: wahaha,tiu yea lar....
Me: Eh,dun play lar,dam hungry adi....(then suddenly the sohai popup infront of me,acting lik a monkey jumping on the floor,me on da spot hang up the phone and walked to him)
Me:ooi fast,makan makan...
Neh: tiu man man lei lar....
Me: hungry lar....
Neh: dun eat 1st,v go ipoh makan...nw go yamchar sin...
Me: mahai...if i knw,i follow my mum go makan 1st better...
Neh: come lar,i spend u yamchar...
Neh bring me to one of the cafe in Bkt Bintang Shopping complex...
The Supervisor: Wooi, lou sai (boss)
Neh: eh...long time no c...
The Supervisor: yea lor...where hav u been lately??
Neh: nolar,travell around as usual...juz back frm Thailand...
The Supervisor: mahai,rich lar u...travell around...
Neh: nolar...wat to do...travell agent is lidat de lar...
The Supervisor: when wana recruit ppl?
Neh: i'm looking for a assistant..interested??
The Supervisor: hahaha,juz kidding only lar...order order...
Neh ordered a duno what drinks got champaine inside n some grape flavour...me ordered a lychee ice...while waiting our drinks...
Neh: tell u lar,juz nw that guy (the supervisor) is a gay...
me: yameh??how you knw??
Neh: cuz i fark his ass b4 wahahaha...
Me: ahahaha(laughing sarcasticly) diam 7 lar tiu...

Our drinks served to our table less than 2minute...vry fast..While drinking my lychee water,i'm actually trying to use a wooden chop stick in the glass to hook the lychee fruit up..

Neh: tiu,u wana eat lychee izzit??
me: r u blind??yess lar ofcuz...
Neh: tiu,said earlier ma..then mai no nid to order lychee water lor..
me: y??
Neh: tiu,i help u order the whole can of lychee let u eat till lau sai..
me: farkau u..stop craping ok...so where's ricco they all...
Neh: wait ar,i call them 1st...
me: ok...

Neh after that called Ricco...
Neh: eh,where r u guys??
Jason(Ricco's bro): emm,duno leh,v'r at this building called "timesquare"
Neh: wah so fast 1...timesquare at ur left hand site or right??
Jason: left....
Neh: eh,tiu,y u guys go there 1??go make a u-turn..
Jason: ok ok...
Neh: ok lar,v wait u at the bus stop opposite time square...

After talking to Jason,Neh asked for the bills...he looking at me tot i'll react n take out my wallet n pay 4 it...
Me:hell yea,no way,u said belanja me..
Neh: wahaha...yea la yea la...

After that,v walk to the bus station n wait 4 them,while waiting..Suddenly Neh looking at me and tell me that:-
Neh: nw i knw y ur gf liks u...
me: y??
Neh: cuz u'r farking sexies...
me: dun gay with me ok...
Neh: com'on,2nite we'll have our wonderfull nite...
me: fark u,i wana same room with Ricco and his bro,not u...
Neh: ooo,nvm,u pay or i pay??
Me: mahai,lidat lar nw,blackmail me lar...
Neh: hehehe....
After few minutes later, Ricco finally arrived..
Neh: khinko,u knw how to go Jln Duta rite?
me: emm,yes gua...
Neh: the u drive lar...
Me: emm,his car manual or auto??
Neh: manual....
Me: emm,ok lar...
Right after Ricco stop his car,he'd quickly rush out and sit behine,confirm i gota drive adi lor..once i get into the car..
Ah zhen: Khinko,helloooo
Me: yo,sup guys...long time no c...
Ah Zhen: yea lar...
Neh: wei ricco,dint say hi to khinko?
Ricco: tiu,me n khinko no nid to say hiee 1...juz say "yo wassup"enuff..
Me: ahaha,yea yea..wassup...

Once i tried to step the cructh to apply gear 1..
Me: wah mahai..racing cructh..67 lor..
Ricco: wahaha,yea lar,racing cructh,nw u knw y i dowan to drive 1st??
Me: mahai,Naik kereta...sumore now jam lik hell...
Ricco: nvm lar..drive lar...u'll get use to it later..

What to do,drive lor,while heading to the Jln Duta,we nid to make a left turn to Sg Wang,fark,I dam long nvr drive manual adi,nw really 67,the car break down about 3 times,cuz the cructh really dam hard,but nvm,after the sg wang traffic light,shouldnt be any jam nemore..but while on the sg wang sloop,my leg cramp lik hell...keep on shaking...bcuz i'm holding the farking cructh,if not the car will fall to the back..
Me: wah diu...my leg cramp lar...mahai...
Neh: lmfao...
Ricco: wakaka...nvm,drive longer u'll get use to it...
Ah Zhen: eh,khinko's leg really shaking wei...
Me: mahai,ofcuz lar,u tot i'm j/k???
All of them laugh lik hell...

Well,after the traffic light,finally i can apply gear 3-5...wah,his car really powderfull...more powderfull than my Waja i would say...paiseh Wira(manual)1.5L win Waja(auto)1.6L..well,back to topic,Saturday,really a bad day to drive in the hearts of KL,evryway oso jam lik hell,dam regret agree to drive in the begining..well,after half an hour,we reach Rawang,actually v drive follow the road sign,but god knws wat,we duno y suddenly in Rawang,me myself oso blur y v'll inside Rawang city..damit,nvm,drive lor...till a T junction,go straight,or turn right,no road sign over there, so ah Neh asked me to take the staight junction....well,actually v should turn to the right junction,but hell yea,v r in d straight junction,futher abit is some housing area...
Neh: wtf,where r v??
me: tiu,hw d fark i knw,u asked me to take straight....
Neh: tiu,v'r lost...
me: so now is hw??
Neh: ask ppl around lor...
me: where got ppl to ask??

There's a T junction again,this time i make my own decision, I make a left turn,it's bring us to this so called Chiness mamak,there's a uncle there selling "pao",so Neh asked me to stop d car,he wana asked the uncle hw2go to Ipoh...
Neh: khinko,stop d car...
me: ok...Ah zhen: eh,uncle selling "pao"..hungry lar...
Ricco: lai lai,v go ask uncle hw2goto Ipoh frm here nthen buy sum "pao" to eat...
Neh: good idea...
They after get down to the car n walked to the uncle,and ask uncle for direction
Neh: uncle,v'r lost lar,hw r v gona get out from here n goto Ipoh??
Uncle: Which highway u guys wana go?
Neh: anyway tat can go lar..
Uncle: u here go straight,turn left nthen left...
Neh: so easy only ar?
Ricco: lets buy some "pao"

After they bought their "pao" i straight away reversed the car n speed up, there's lotza bumper around the area,n i din't realised that Ricco's car damn low,so when evrytimes we saw bumper infront,i gota apply full break,make d car stop then slowly let the car move forward..-.-'' but then,can heard some scracth sounds"Bop"coming frm down part of ricco's car no matter how slow u drive,still d same...
Ricco: tiu lor..
me: hehehe,sry lar bang..
Neh: sry lan ar..
me: u drive lar tiu...
Neh suddenly diam adi...
Ricco: u knw wat,evrytimes i saw bumper,i sure use others way1,doesnt matter lar,u try ur best to avoid those bumper lar...
but then,v follow what the "pao" uncle told us,it lead us into d wrong way leh,67 lor,naik kereta again,nvm..try2find ppl around to ask,v turn around n around in Rawang, finally found a kid nxt to the football field,Neh quickly asked me to stop and ask the teenager how to get out frm Rawang...
Me: abang(sounds weird,Neh is laughing behine,cuz the kid is lik 15yrs old lidat,n i called him as abang,LOLZ),macam mana mau pergi highway??
Abang: emm,yang mana highway u mau pergi??
Me: asalkan ada highway,saya pun mau tau..
Abang: ok,u sini jalan terus hingga hujung sana,pusing kanan,lepas tu,terus lagi,pusing kiri....
Me: u confirm??
Abang: yes...
Me: terima kasih....
Abang: sama-sama

Me then follow the direction that direct by the kidd..n finally,we able to find our way out from Rawang "Kampung",Fck yea,it tooks us more than half an hours to get out in Rawang "kampung",then after that,v reach the city of Rawang,but there's no signboard that show which way is to Ipoh...nvm lar,ask ppl again lor...then v drive to a shop beside d road,a malay lady caring a baby,Neh asked the women..
Neh: makcik,tumpang tanya,macam mana mau pergi Ipoh?
Makcik juz shake her head vertically..(means tak tau lar)..
Ricco: Tiu,u guys see infront the signboard, got a big big "Ipoh" words there lar...
Me: eh tiu,juz infront only...really che kai(cock eyed)...
Neh: yesshh,yesshhh....wowawawoo...lets go.....

Me step the cructh and apply gear 1,speed to traffic light,n follow the road sign,2 hour later v finally reach Ipoh..phews,it's time to change turn to drive,and yeshhh,we stop at the Plus rest station near Ipoh,go toilet,buy fruites,drinks ect...guess what,now is Ricco turns to drive... while Ricco driving,me,jason,Ah zhen fall asleep,left Neh crapz wit Ricco....2hours later we finally reach this Plus near Taiping,it's already 730pm...
Neh: eh,pump petrol 1st...
Ricco then drive to a BHP Petrol station locate next to the Plus Rest Area and pump oil...
Ricco: Wei,check out this Plus whether got food stall anot,dam hungry wei...
Me: should have lar,u c so many Malays opening their fasting...
Ricco: yea hor,later drive there and check out...
After pumping petrol,Ricco Drive to the Plus parking space...After Ricco parked his car,me & him quickly run to the main entrance to check out whether is there's any food to eat anot...once we reach da entrance...
Ricco: Wah,So many "Shuttle Cock"(*Malays gurl that wearing Tudung*)
Me: Shhh,lower down ur voices...but hell yea,y so many Malays buka puasa here??
Neh: go order ur food,our room adi delayed to 830pm,late abit scared they'll cancel our booking..
Me: tiu,u pay adi they dare to cancel meh??
Neh: juz incase lar tiu...
Me: okok,i go find places,u guys go order 1st...
After we finish our dinner,it's already 8pm,Ricco open his car bonet,to cool down the engine....
Me: wah,farking hot...
Ricco: ofcuz lar,u guys speed 160-170km/j
Me: wat to do,highway ma....(there's some monkey near our parking area)
Me: eh guys,u c, Neh's family(monkey) is saying hiee to us...
Neh: Fark u,u jaga sikit....2nite is the good day to die...
Me: scared u die b4 me...
Neh: ooi,faster lar,now 810pm adi...
Ah Zhen: Eh,my turn (excited)
Me: up2u lar,i wana rest..
Ricco: ok lar,let Ah Zhen drive lar...
Neh: (Yawning) hmm,ok lar...drive drive lar...faster..i cant wait to see my Penang friends..
Me: diam lar u,talk somore u drive...
Once Ah Zhen Step on the cructh..
Ah Zhen: Wah lan yeh...Hard lik hell wei....Me: buahaha,now u knw hw i feel huh?
Ricco: u guys juz havent get used2it yet...
Ah Zhen: phew,nvm,nw on the highway,sure no jam1,shouldn't be any prob lar...buahaha..
Me: fark,how come i drive that times jamed lik hell,now u guys takes turn,the traffic smooth lik hell...
Neh: common prob,cuz ur face prob...buahaha...
Me: ooo,lidat lar now...finee.....

Half and hour later,v finally saw the Penang Brige,Neh excited till jumped inside the car and scream "Penang,I'm cuming to u...Wa WAaaaaaaaa......."I straight away giv him a knock to his head,he then shuddup and asked us to take sum pic of the Penang brige,unfortunately,non of us bring our digi cam..so Neh asked Jason to use his W800i to take pic...but is too dark,can't even c a thing...only sum boat lights n sum street lights....after we passed the toll....Neh called up to the hotel and asked for the direction...
Neh: Hellooo,can you put me to the front desk??(british slang)
Operator: hold on for a second sir...
Neh: Ooogay(house in cantonese)...(all of us laugh till tears oso come out wei...it's so farking funny man....Neh Laugh till can't even stop,and when the front desk answer the call that time,Neh can't even speak a words,and forced hang up the calls)
Neh: mahai,u guys dun make me laugh can anot??i can't talk to the front desk lar..cibai...
Me: mahai, we wont laugh if u din't try to hard to speak with british slang.."Ogay"
Neh: maaaahhaiiiiii,i can't breath...i can't breath.....haiiii....i wana makes callllllssss....i wanaa...peeeeee kaaaannneeeennehhhhcccciiibbbbbaaaiiii,i beh tahan adi....
Right after Neh finish laughing,we finally reach the Penang town....Neh intend to make another calls to the hotel...
Neh: (laughing) hello,Can u "pok" me to the front desk plz...(all of us starting to laugh again)
Neh: pskpskspk,eh,u guys stop laughing can anot...i wana peeee adi....makahaiiii....
Me: mahai,wat "pok", pok where??ur ass??
Neh: mahai...khinko,stop talking to me....(he then hang up the call again,me shuddup,and hold my breath to stop laughing)
Ah Zhen: Eh,Fast lar,which way???
Neh makes a call to hotel again....
Neh: hello,this is David here,can u put me to the front desk plz...Operator: hang on sir...Front Desk: Hello,front desk,can i help u...
Neh: yeap,i'm actually lost in Penang city,can u direct me to ur Sunway Hotel plz...
Front Desk: sure,Can i knw where is ur location now??is there any tall building??
Neh: Emm,not really,i juz saw some heritage building around us,i can c sum tall building but vry far away from us...n it's kinda jam over here,izzit evrytimes when we came from the bridge,must pass by a jam area then only can reach ur hotel??
Front Desk: nop sir,it depends...hmm,well,is kinda hard to direct u to our hotel if u couldn't tell me where actually u r....lets do it this way,once u saw some big building nearby,do gime a call again??
Neh: emm,ok,anyway,who's on d line??
Front Desk: Actually u can juz call to front desk,any1 here can direct u to our hotel...
Neh: but then,i need to knw who am i talking to...
Front Desk: ok sir,my name is XXX (i can't remember whats his name,so juz address him as XXX lor)
Neh: hmm,okiee...thanks Mr.XXX,will call u back shortly... So once we saw those big building that time,Neh tried to call to the hotel again..
Neh: hello,can u poooput me to the front desk plz...
Operator: juz a second sir...
Neh: ok...(holding his breath,gona laugh out soon)
front desk: hello,front desk may i help u?
Neh: ooooh yeap,(laughing)can i speak to Mr XXX plz...
Front desk: Mr XXX speaking,can i help u?
Neh: oh yeap, Mr XXX,we'r @ this so called "Komtar" building,can u direct us hw2come to your Sunway Hotel??
All a Sudden...
Ricco: tiu,Sunway Hotel juz nxt to us lar...
Neh: Oh,Mr XXX,we reach Sunway Hotel adi,anyway,will c u pretty soon...
Front Desk: Yeap,Sure...
So Once we parked our car,Neh walked to the Loby counter to check in..
Front Desk: good evening sir,can i help u??
Neh: yeap,we'r here to checkin to our room,can u plz help me to check a booking from "Titanz Organs Management"
Front Desk: so u'r booked the room under company name??
Neh: yeap...
Front Desk: What's the names again??Titon o O o????
Neh: it's Titanz Organs Management,or mayb u can check under "Travell Sights"
Front Desk: How to spell the company name sir??
NeH: T for Thailand,I for Indon,T again,A for Aussie,N for Newzeland,S for Singapore....bla bla bla....
Front Desk: get it sir,under titanz organs,2rooms rite?...juz hang on for a moment...i'll get u d key shortly...
Neh: ogay...
5minutes later,we finally get our so called "rooms keys" but is actually a smart card lar....and we head to our room to take our bath...after we took our bath,Neh asked us to wait him at his room,so we goto his room and wait 4 him lor,once we reach his room,the farker is doing his big business,so Ricco boh song adi,wana kacau him,and saw a small note sticker sticked on the toilet door it's shown as "if you wants to unlock the door,please use a syilling to unlock it"after that,Ricco asked me whether got syilling anot,ngam ngam my pocket got 10cent,passed to him lor,then he'd go n tried to unlock the toilet locks,u guys knw wat,he suscessfully unlock the door and can u guys imagine Neh was inside doing his business,his reaction??all of us laugh till row on the floor man...Neh juz shout "makahai,dyu u guys know wat is private!!"(slam d door and continue his business) LMFAO,then after he finish his business,we'd head to Flix club,but the problems is,we dun even know how2go to flix club..damit,gota asked ppl around adi...then we passed by to this Restaurant Weng Kee if i not mistaken,there's a boy standing next to the road selling vcd,Neh then asked Ricco to stop d car..
Neh: (hokkien) Eh,Lengchai,Lu chai anchua ki Tesco boh?? (means: handsome,dyu know how to goto Tesco?)
Boy: ni cho, ni zhe zhe cho den chuan cho, den cho dao wei wei den chuan cho den zhe zhe cho cho dao wei den chuan cho lo"(u go straight,then turn left till the end,make a left turn, then go straight till d end,and turn left again)
Neh: then,Ni zhi tao Flix club ma, chem yang zhu Flix club??(Then,dyu know flix Club, how to go Flix Club?)
Boy: Flix zhai Tesco ge bi bah liao..(Flix is juz nxt to Tesco)
Neh: ok,thx... (Right after that, Neh turn his head facing Ricco)
Neh: Ricco,faster go faster go,i beh tahan adi,i wana laugh adi...
Ricco: u laugh cock ar??
Neh: (laughing) mahaiii,i tried to use hokkien to speak to him,he go n use mandrin to reply,some more his mandrin sibeh powderfull...zhi zhi zhi zhu(straight straight straight go)...lmfao...All of us laugh lik hell,but then,Ricco turn to the wrong lane,this time "jialat"..
Ricco: Eh,tiu,lost again...
Neh: mahai,really tiu...let me call my brother ask him to direct us..
Neh calling to his brother who stay some way near Penang..
Neh: Kor,David ar,eh,now v'r at this XXX building,hw r v gona goto tesco??
Neh' bro: emm,turn left go straight,fly over go down...
Neh: u sure boh??
Neh's Bro: yea lar...So Ricco followed what Neh' bro said,oh hell yea,we finally saw Tesco,and it's on our Right hand side,Neh said,yeshh,Flix,v'r coming.....
Ricco was looking 4 a junction to make a U-turn,but then,there's not junction there,nvm go straight,oh fark,v saw a signboard said that go straight will back to butterwoth bridge...fark,this time really fark,v gota go all d way back to the toll,and go out,make a BIG U-TURN,back to the toll,and pay RM7 again...when we reach Flix,It's already 1230am,and Flix played RNB during saturday,will only play hard trance on thursday,luckly we dint wear our phatties there,or else,paiseh...Well,Neh asked us to have our dinner nearby,but it's already 1230am,all d shop already close,well,nvm,Neh go and talk to the Manager of the Flix club,Cuz he wana organize an event over there...so me,Ricco,Ah Zhen and Jason decided to head back to our car to rest,evrythings juz let Neh settle down the events stuff...10minute later,Neh came back to our car,and asked Ricco start his engine,it's time to search for food,well,a minute later,we reach back this restaurant Weng Kee i guess(the restaurant that we stop and asked for direction from the "zhi zhi zhu" boi)...Well,after Ricco parked his car,Neh and Ah zhen went to order food,both of them really crazy,they ordered plenty of food,till can't fit on our table,some of it gota put at nxt table 1st,they order "fried lala,fried small lala,fried osyter,bakuteh ect:" the bakuteh really nice,dam pure...delicious....after that,we head back to our hotel to sleep lar ofcuz....

Once we reach our hotel,Neh and Ah Zhen wana start to do their "project" adi,keept on calling their Penang's frenz c where to find their "sources",well,that time adi 3sumting,where got ppl working till that late1,so both of them decided to go search around Penang...1hour later,which is around 4sumting,i heard Neh coughing sounds outside our rooms,so i guess their confirm eat "bak goh" (empty hand back) adi...15minute later,Neh intercom me using his room phone...i juz sat nxt to the phone,so i answer it lor...
Neh: Eh,khin...uh..uh..(moaning) khin....
me: the number that u hav dial,is not in services,plz try again later,tq...
Neh: mahai...okok...wei,u wan join us anot??me here juz finish doing our "project",me and ah zhen pay rm120 adi,if u wan,pay more rm30 can do ur "project" adi..
Me: dowan lar,u ask Ricco lar...(i passed the phone to Ricco)
Ricco: meh hai??
Neh: u wana do "project" anot??rm30 only vry cheap...
Ricco: tiu lei lar...dowan...(Ricco passed back the phone to me)
Me: dowan lar,u guys enjoy...
Neh: eh,ask Ricco again lar....
me: fark u lar..(hanged up the call)
5minutes later,Neh intercom again...
me: Wtf u wan??
Neh: the "Project" dam semangat wei..."Project" r waiting for u guys wei....
me: fark9 u lar,wait Ricco izzit??Ricco is coming....
Neh: wahhh,serious??Where's he??
me: inside toilet doing sumtings...
Neh: ooo,ok,i'll tell the "Project" that Ricco practising,ask them wait 4while 1st...
me: ok...(hang up the calls,actually Ricco already fall asleep that time...lolz...)
10minute later,i myself oso fall asleep adi...till the nxt morning,woke up around 930am lidat,beh than,the air cond vry "teh powderfull",dam farking cold....so i intend to take a warm bath since Ricco and his brother havent wake up,i ofcuz enjoy myself in da bath tub lar...

1030am,Neh called me up and asked whether i already woke up or not,and asked me to wake the others up and check wit them wana stay 1 more nites anot,bcuz yesterday their "project" failed,Neh and Ah zhen Wana go search 4 their "Project" 2nite,and he's at outside meeting wit his Penang frenz...and said that wana bring us to eat bakuteh...so i wake all of them up and asked them whether wana stay anot,Ricco said he gota wrk later,so canot lor,then i called back to Neh and told him what ricco said,then he said nvm lar,go home go home lar,then i asked the others to get ready...An hour later,Neh finally back,well,he asked us whether finish packed our stuff anot,ofcuz sudah lar,stupid,if not v will wait u inside ur room meh....but ah zhen still laying on his bed,wakaka,Neh said that wana "do big business 1st" so we back to our room to get our stuff,n head back to his room to wait him finish his business,while waiting,I'd tried to use a coins to unlock his door again,n guess wat,my coins havent reach his lock,he adi knw we wana unlock his door,he quickly used his leg to block the door,so that we can't unlock the door..well,4get about it,juz chase him to speed up his business..10minute later,he came out frm the toilet...then v get our stuff,and go to loby to check out....and guess what,Neh dint even inform us that his Penang frenz is waiting 4 him...duh!!...still dare to take his own sweets times to do his business...after checked out,Neh's penang frenz bring us to a restaurant nearby to hav our lunch,actually wana eat bakuteh,but then,bakuteh shop all close after 1pm,nvm lor,go eat chaplang food lor...and the funny parts is,the restaurant boss intro their ABC wit ice cream top to us,and said that vry da delicious 1...once the ABC reach our table...i can only tell u few words..."PJ ABC LAGI SEDAP"....nvm lor,then v go order our food...the funniest things is Ricco duno hokkien...
Uncle: Lu ai chiak Ha mi??(what u wana eat?)
Ricco: Emm,Sry ar,I duno hw2speak hokkien...can speak in mandrin??
Uncle: Ni men yao chik sumok??(what u guys wana eat?)
Ricco: Chu cheong fun,got liau anot??
Uncle: boh liao eh...Fun only...
Ricco: -.-''' wtf only the Cheong Fun??
Uncle: can add souces....
Ricco: ok,gime curry laksa as well...
Uncle: how many??
All of us oso order the same things,so ricco answer 5,after v finish our lunch,we'd rush back to KL,cuz Ricco gota work in d nite @ Melacca....so on the way back, Ricco is driving,that time having a dam heavy rain,Penang was like floating on top of the water lidat,evry way oso got water floating around...me and others ofcuz take this oppoturnity to take nap lar,later take turn that time wont so sleepy n tired mer...an hour later,Ricco stop his car at the road side,he asked Ah zhen to drive,but that fella still sleeping,so i offer myself to drive..
Ricco: u ok mou,so early woke up this morning...
Me: ok lar,no worry....
Ricco: but u juz awake,pei pei dei lidat...
Me: can lar...
Me then take place to drive,after 1hour,suddenly me and Neh heard some voices coming from the down part of the car,then suddenly the car is shaking...then parked my car in the road side and check out what happend,cuz i suspect tyre puncit...but hell yea,really tyre puncit man...then nvm lor,asked ricco whether got spare tyre anot,and Ah zhen volunteer to change the tyre,few minutes later,ah zhen kau tim fixing back the spare tyre,and juz a second later,Plus Tractor parked nxt to us,asked us ok anot,we show the Plus ppl that we are putting back our "KA CHANG" (accesorries) to the car,and thumbups our thumbs show then that evryting settle...and i suspect that our tyre puncit maybe those Plus ppl set some traps and make money...get what i meant here rite??cuz when Ricco check his puncit tyre that time,is a brand new tyre,and there's a vry big whole ovr there...so...u guys knw lar rite??hehehe,after 3hours later,we finally reach KL...this is my most funny trips ever....