30 Things You Learn From Pornography

1. Women wear high heels to bed.

2. Men are never impotent.

3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.

4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.

5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.

6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.

7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.

8. Women always orgasm when men do.

9. A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding ticket.

10. All women are noisy fucks.

11. People in the 70s couldn’t fuck unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.

12. Those tits are real.

13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman’s butt.

14. Men always groan “OH YEAH!” when they cum.

15. If there are two of them they “high five” each other. (and the girl isn’t disgusted!)

16. Double penetration makes women smile.

17. Asian men don’t exist.

18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won’t bash seven shades of shit out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriend’s mouth.

19. There’s a plot.

20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the butt.

21. Nurses love to suck patient’s cocks.

22. Men always pull out and masturbate at the end.

23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she’ll only be momentarily pissed off before joining in and fucking the both of you.

24. Women never have headaches… or periods.

25. When a woman is sucking a man’s cock, it’s important for him to keep reminding her to “suck it”.

26. Assholes are always clean.

27. A man ejaculating on a woman’s butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned.

28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man’s trousers and find a cock there.

29. Men don’t have to beg.

30. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman’s head and the other proudly on his hip.

Updates for my Lovely Guppies!!

As I mentioned on the previous post about my lovely Guppies click here.

Here are some of the pix that I took last nite, enjoy :-

The Gold Snake Skin Guppies

Babies swimming around looking for food.

Hamsap Fish..

Another Gold Color Snake Skin (brother)

Eat Eat...Supper time..Yummy Yummy!!See so many fish in my tank...^.^Snake Skin with Love shape tail, my fav guppies!!

Another view of the love shape tails guppy...

Thats all for now, will update more in the future *if I got time..kekeke...

About ME!! updated on 26/4/2007

Well, I don't know why, yesterday night suddenly a lots of things pop up on my mind, feels to blog about me myself. (actually this post I've save as draft few months ago as I've not time to finish it, till to date, suddenly got feel to blog! 26/4/2007)

I personally thinks that I'm a Friendly out going guys, Loves to help people around me, like to chat, likes to hang up with friends, love my family, my gf and my fishy,respect old folks. The most pro is I can change my personal attitude any time any where, why can I do so? Hehe, should I say that I'm a weird person, thx to my mum who born me with this kinda intelligence, I learn fast, forget also fast, I hate maths, but i get credit in my Business maths, when you first time meet me, you'll think that I'm damn cool, once you closed to me, you'll find out that I can be damn caring, damn helpful and damn friendly, this is what girls told me when they know me longer. I don't likes to make new friends(female) while clubbing, because I won't remember those girls name, maybe those girls think that I'm not sincere to be friend with them, but I ain't, it just after consume few drops of liquor, my minds can't function well, lolz excused, my friend said I'm shy, well I admit, but I ain't shy till don't dare to know girls, I just don't have the feeling to know girls while clubbing, eventhough girls walked to me and introduce themselves, I'll only tell them my name, and then just walk off, so 1 night stand ain't suit me eh, but I want some, ahaha, j/k!!

A lot girls said that I looks like David Tao, but I don't think so, when I asked them which part, they said face, ahaha, maybe I'm the pimple David Tao??Wahaha!!

Well, when comes to Love matter, I've to admit that I'm The Hitch, ahaha, should run a firm with teaching those guys how to caught girls, I got few couple as my client, and their relationships stand more than 2years till now still together, longest period 8years, my secondary brother lolz!!Can I rank myself as a successful Hitch!!

The Hitch - 1st successful Project (Nee Siong & Ee Ling) :- During my form 1, end of form 1, 1 of my friend, named Nee Siong, he's a shy guy with don't dare to caught girls, but act like damn pro in love, Nah!! still need my helpful hand man, I knew a girl likes Nee Siong, and Nee Siong also got feels with her, so I'd decided to make them together, how?Easy, kept on phsyco both of them, tell them that each of them is match, suit to be couple and this and that and find the suitable time and place for them to express out their loves to each other, and after few months assignment, I managed to see both of them holding hand and until to date, it's already 8years ++, wow, awesome eh??

The Hitch - 2nd successful Project
((1) Chee Keong & A girl-can't remember the name) :- Told him not to stick with the girl all days long, but he doesn't wants to listen to me, well it end with a "Good bye + You're damn bored!!" that's hurt deeply, I can feel him from far, and after knowing him get dumped by the girl, he quickly called me up and told me that he feel regret for not listening to my advise.

((2) Chee Keong & Gigi) :-
Actually Gigi is a one of my secondary school mate friends, introduce to Chee Keong, 2nd day he invited Gigi for a drinks(That's fast) didn't even ask for my permission, nvm let it be, 3rd day watch movie together, 4th day holding hand and walked towards me to show off, that's how a noobie will acts, I told myself he'll get dumped within 3months if he don't want to listen to my advise again, alright told him not to stick with girl too much, they will get bored easily, don't want to listen again, 2months ++ didn't find me, ofcause lar (got pussy not friend) adi 1, pussywhipped* it's this the correct spelling??I doubt so, on the days of the 3rd month, I received a phone call from my secondary friends, told that Gigi planning to dump Chee Keong, after I hung up my phone, Chee Keong called me up and asked where am I, after telling him where I situated, within 5 minutes, he'd appeared infront of me with a sad face, told me that he been dumped again, told me the same things "I should listen to your advise man, fark!" another time.

((3) Chee Keong with Chia Li (my GF's best friend):-
After few months of being single, he told me that he had already recover from sadness, and it's time to caught some girls, asked me got any girl to introduce anot, well, as I know 1 of my gf's friends still single, so decided to help both of them to get along. But Chee Keong was afraid to been dump again, asked me how to caught her, so after I done some research, tought him few killing tips, and asked him not to let the girl know all is tought by me. He said ok, but after he managed to get along with Chia Li, Chia Li called me up in a sudden, and question me that did I teach C.Keong to caught her, I said nope I didn't, and she said that "Wai Khin, stop acting, your friend told me the whole progress, and you make me feel like you're the one who are caughting me but not C.Keong!!*Hung Up!" I was like "WTF, THIS STUPID ASSHOLE PROMISED ME NOT TO TELL THE GIRL THAT I'M THE ONE WHO TEACH HIM ALL THIS SHIT AND HE DID IT!" Terra rite??Even my dad also said that he's such a failure, but until to date it's already 2 1/2yrs, and he's still couple with Chia Li, and I guess they will be the forever lover guaaa, who know in the future what will happen right??Case Close!!

Actually there's alot more case out there, and this is the current case
Alex & Joyce:-
As I knew that both of them have some feeling towards each other, so I've some plans in my brains, and check with both of them how is their hearts feeling, both of them reply the same "I like him/her, but duno whether he/she like me or not?" so I do some copy and paste from Alex msn to Joyce msn and from Joyce msn to Alex msn, evryday doing the same, after 2weeks times, suscessfully to made both of them become couple, and both of them promised me that will treat me ROTI HAWAIAN + RIBENA LONGAN, kekeke I don't mind whether both of them willing to treat me or not, but I'm happy that I managed to made them get together, and it's already half a year I guess, hope both of them will last long. hehehe

So, refer to the above cases, am I certified to become a Hitch? LOLZ!!!Perasan eh??MEmang!!

Guess should stop here, will blog more bout myself in the future, hehe!!

My Lovely FATTY, RIP!!

My Lovely Fatty (guppy babies) Passed away on 12th April 2007, this is the most FAT babies in my tank, and it's swims like gold fish "unbalance", cute, hyper-active, playfull fish, a fish that doesn't affraid of my finger.





My Lovely FATTY died due to water poison, I bring him back to my house as my house has 1 big tank, so thought that he will be more active than at my office small tank, I change the aquarium water using my bathroom tap water, it might contain some shampoo water inside, and it's died because of water poisoning, not only FATTY died, his mom died as well as 2more new born babies too, haih, it's all my fault, I feel guilty upon their death, I'll miss u FATTY. luckily FATTY has 1 more brother that's as FAT as this FATTY, hope FATTY No. 2 will be as cute as FATTY does. RIP FATTY.

BTW, back to my house tank, I bought 8 new guppies, 4 male and 4 female + some babies that previously born by the dead mummy, here are some of the new guppies pix:-





I'll try to post more pix up soon, been busy lately, and the babies growing really fast, ahaha, hopefully will be healthy and as fat as FATTY.

Amos Invited Me To Be His Guest Blogger!!

Well, My Bro Amos Lee, invited me to be his blog's guest blogger, lolz, since I will be studying full time starting June, and has no idea when will I able to get a part time job that can suit my time table, because next sems start per subject duration 4hours, wtf man, 2hours already darn bored, but now, even worst, 4hours, so just accept it lar, btw no harm rite.

There's a regulations to be his guestblogger, one has to hardcore posting in his blog, I don't even hardcore in my blog b4, and now, phew!! nvm lar, just copy and paste will do, lolz.

alright, lazy to type more, here's the link to Amos blog :- http://fureusch.blogspot.com

Haih, next week will be my Finalz examination weeks, prepared to die, lolz, so u guys/girls out there wish me luck ya!!