Penang 2 Days 1 Nites Trip ~Superb Funny~edited*

On last wednesday(27/9/06),"Neh" msn me asked me whether this saturday wana go Penang Flix club to talk to the management about Titanz Organs stuff anot,well,these few months i'm having my long long college holiday,so nthg to do during weekend,some more no need to come out money for hotel,hell yea,confirm going lar...well,lets cut it short k,lets straight away jump cue to saturday...

On Saturday,I woke up around 10 sumting in the morning,swicth on my laptop,on9,check my mail,log on to mash.com.my,xes.cx & fs as usual lar...evryday doing the same things lar...well,Neh dint on9 on that day,cuz his office is under renovation,well,juz wait4his call lor...1130am,Neh called me up and below is our conversation

Neh: Wooi cipet,where r u?
Me: sticking on a gurl's body,next to the sexies lap...
Neh: mahai(laugh),eh serious sikit,where r u?
Me: at home lar knncb,where d fck r u,y dint on9 1??
Neh: Tiu,my office renovation ma,all d line plug off adi...
Me: so now is how??
Neh: mahai,i dam tulan adi lar,the farker Ricco still haven't start their engine yet,Ricco called me up around 1030am using his melacca house phone, and tell me that he's on da way to KL,and juz nw 11pm i called him up again,he still at his house duno doing wat...
Me: so how now??
Neh: tiu,dowan care bout the fella,v buy air ticket fly to penang better,mahai,dam tulan,if they dowan to go,me n u both of us honeymoon over there,i dun mind spending u air tix...i juz wana go there to hav fun...
Me: tiu,u so rich meh....wait 4 them lar....
Neh: wooi,wana hav lunch wit me anot...duno wat time their gona reach KL oso....
Me: Emm,can oso,what time and where??
Neh: after u finish kao tim urself lar,u come over to bkt bintang,v both hav lunch together....
Me: ok lar,let me take my bath1st,then only come over
Neh: okiee,c u later...
Me: btw,how m i gona be there by lrt??
Neh: lrt canot leh,u gota take lrt to KL sentral,then walk across the street and take monorail to Bkt Bintang...
Me: means that i gota walk all d way frm KL central to monorail station and take monorail to bkt bintang??
Neh: yes lar,u reach adi gime a call lar...
Me: ok ciaoz...

After my bath....my mum called me...
mum: boi,where r u??
me: still @ home
mum: what time r u going to Penang?
me: emm,soon,what time r u coming back??can fecth me to lrt station??
mum: coming back,wana hav lunch together??
me: emm,u ask sis company u lar,me gota rush to Bkt Bintang to meet up with my frenz...
mum: ok lar,u ask ur sis get ready,i wana go Giant buy sumting...
me: ooh,ok...

10minute later,my mum reach home and parked her car,come in and put her stuff,and saw my sis haven't ready up herself,wahaha,this time she got served..."ASKED READY UP UR SELF DUNO LISTEN IZZIT?BE GURL BE UNTILL LIK THAT,FASTER READY UP URSELF,AFTER I FECTH KORKOR OUT,U STILL HAVEN'T READY UP,THEN U KNW" wakaka,I then quickly goto my mum's car and tighten up my sitbelt,wait 4 my mum come in n fecth me to Tmn Bahagia Lrt Station...
On the way to Tmn Bahagia....
mum: so who's driving to Penang later?
me: all of us gota take turn to drive...
mum: dun drive so fast ar,later got accident then u knw...
me: yea lar....
mum: yea ur head,u think i'm stupid,others i duno,but u,as my son,i knw u'll confirm speed on d highway....
me: *silence for awhile* smile and said that,yalar yalar...i promise...i'll drive carefully...okay??

5minute later,reach Tmn Bahagia lrt station,well,my touch'n go haven't top up,so gota cue up n purchase my tix to KL Central,after purchase my tix,I then saw a stall selling those hp reload cards,well,my hp credit less than rm5,goto reload rm30,or else later not enuff credit to makes outgoing call....after that,i'd head to the 1st floor to take lrt to KL Central....

In da lrt,on the way to KL Sentral,Neh called me up again..
Neh: ooi,where r u??
me: in d lrt....
Neh: which station??
Operator: "tu...du...tu...du...nxt station KL Sentral"(actually i wanted to lie to him that i'm still at Tmn Bahagia,but no choise adi lar...)
Neh: ooo,gona reach soon eh??
me: nolar,the operator giv wrong info...tiu,ofcuz lar,u deaft??
Neh: mahai,lidat lar nw,i'm gona screw ur tits later...
me: hehehe,u tot u only knw hw to screw ppl tits??
Neh: lolz...u tot i scared?
me: later u'll knw lar...

Once i get down from the LRT,i'd rush to monorail station,because i'm superb hungry....after a 5minute walk,i finally reach the monorail station,after purchase the tix to Bkt Bintang,i gota walk to 1st floor to wait the monorail arrived..while waiting the monorail arrived,i saw a fat aqua stare at me,i was lik "macibai sei aqua,stare lan ar stare,whack 7 u then u knw!!" the aqua lik can terasa wat i'm thinking lidat,he'd turn the face to others location..10minute later,finally the farking slow motion monorail arrived..

20minute later,Neh call me up again...
Neh: uh..uh..(moaning sounds) khinko,where d fark r u....
me: gona reach soon (right after i answer this,i'm actually adi reach Bkt Bintang) emm,actually i adi reach Bkt Bintang..
Neh: ok lar,u come down to the Maybank,i meet u up there...
me: ok...c u later....

So once i came out frm the monorail,i'd rush to Maybank to meet him up,cuz i really beh tahan liao...dam hungry,reached Maybank,was looking for the farker Neh,but beside Maybank there's a road show done by Head n Shoulders,juz need to fill up the form,u can get a free hair wash..well,no lenglui was there so i'd continue looking for the farker,i make a call to Neh..(if sum of u who reading this shit were there,sry lar,dun scold me lar,tak nampak u mer...)
Me: ooi,where r u??
Neh: oh tiu,u reach Maybank adi??I actually letting the Head n Shoulder gurl washing my hair lar...
Me: yameh,where's ur location??(y i asked this,bcuz there's alotz of sit under the canopy,and alot of ppl washing their hair)
Neh: Neh,can u c the read cap gurl,i'm over there..
Me: (looking at the red cap gurl,but she's helping a auntie washing the hair)emm,yeap but since when u bcume a auntie??(i'm so teh stupid,while washing hair,can answer phone 1 meh?sudah kena tipu dah)
Neh: wahaha,tiu yea lar....
Me: Eh,dun play lar,dam hungry adi....(then suddenly the sohai popup infront of me,acting lik a monkey jumping on the floor,me on da spot hang up the phone and walked to him)
Me:ooi fast,makan makan...
Neh: tiu man man lei lar....
Me: hungry lar....
Neh: dun eat 1st,v go ipoh makan...nw go yamchar sin...
Me: mahai...if i knw,i follow my mum go makan 1st better...
Neh: come lar,i spend u yamchar...
Neh bring me to one of the cafe in Bkt Bintang Shopping complex...
The Supervisor: Wooi, lou sai (boss)
Neh: eh...long time no c...
The Supervisor: yea lor...where hav u been lately??
Neh: nolar,travell around as usual...juz back frm Thailand...
The Supervisor: mahai,rich lar u...travell around...
Neh: nolar...wat to do...travell agent is lidat de lar...
The Supervisor: when wana recruit ppl?
Neh: i'm looking for a assistant..interested??
The Supervisor: hahaha,juz kidding only lar...order order...
Neh ordered a duno what drinks got champaine inside n some grape flavour...me ordered a lychee ice...while waiting our drinks...
Neh: tell u lar,juz nw that guy (the supervisor) is a gay...
me: yameh??how you knw??
Neh: cuz i fark his ass b4 wahahaha...
Me: ahahaha(laughing sarcasticly) diam 7 lar tiu...

Our drinks served to our table less than 2minute...vry fast..While drinking my lychee water,i'm actually trying to use a wooden chop stick in the glass to hook the lychee fruit up..

Neh: tiu,u wana eat lychee izzit??
me: r u blind??yess lar ofcuz...
Neh: tiu,said earlier ma..then mai no nid to order lychee water lor..
me: y??
Neh: tiu,i help u order the whole can of lychee let u eat till lau sai..
me: farkau u..stop craping ok...so where's ricco they all...
Neh: wait ar,i call them 1st...
me: ok...

Neh after that called Ricco...
Neh: eh,where r u guys??
Jason(Ricco's bro): emm,duno leh,v'r at this building called "timesquare"
Neh: wah so fast 1...timesquare at ur left hand site or right??
Jason: left....
Neh: eh,tiu,y u guys go there 1??go make a u-turn..
Jason: ok ok...
Neh: ok lar,v wait u at the bus stop opposite time square...

After talking to Jason,Neh asked for the bills...he looking at me tot i'll react n take out my wallet n pay 4 it...
Me:hell yea,no way,u said belanja me..
Neh: wahaha...yea la yea la...

After that,v walk to the bus station n wait 4 them,while waiting..Suddenly Neh looking at me and tell me that:-
Neh: nw i knw y ur gf liks u...
me: y??
Neh: cuz u'r farking sexies...
me: dun gay with me ok...
Neh: com'on,2nite we'll have our wonderfull nite...
me: fark u,i wana same room with Ricco and his bro,not u...
Neh: ooo,nvm,u pay or i pay??
Me: mahai,lidat lar nw,blackmail me lar...
Neh: hehehe....
After few minutes later, Ricco finally arrived..
Neh: khinko,u knw how to go Jln Duta rite?
me: emm,yes gua...
Neh: the u drive lar...
Me: emm,his car manual or auto??
Neh: manual....
Me: emm,ok lar...
Right after Ricco stop his car,he'd quickly rush out and sit behine,confirm i gota drive adi lor..once i get into the car..
Ah zhen: Khinko,helloooo
Me: yo,sup guys...long time no c...
Ah Zhen: yea lar...
Neh: wei ricco,dint say hi to khinko?
Ricco: tiu,me n khinko no nid to say hiee 1...juz say "yo wassup"enuff..
Me: ahaha,yea yea..wassup...

Once i tried to step the cructh to apply gear 1..
Me: wah mahai..racing cructh..67 lor..
Ricco: wahaha,yea lar,racing cructh,nw u knw y i dowan to drive 1st??
Me: mahai,Naik kereta...sumore now jam lik hell...
Ricco: nvm lar..drive lar...u'll get use to it later..

What to do,drive lor,while heading to the Jln Duta,we nid to make a left turn to Sg Wang,fark,I dam long nvr drive manual adi,nw really 67,the car break down about 3 times,cuz the cructh really dam hard,but nvm,after the sg wang traffic light,shouldnt be any jam nemore..but while on the sg wang sloop,my leg cramp lik hell...keep on shaking...bcuz i'm holding the farking cructh,if not the car will fall to the back..
Me: wah diu...my leg cramp lar...mahai...
Neh: lmfao...
Ricco: wakaka...nvm,drive longer u'll get use to it...
Ah Zhen: eh,khinko's leg really shaking wei...
Me: mahai,ofcuz lar,u tot i'm j/k???
All of them laugh lik hell...

Well,after the traffic light,finally i can apply gear 3-5...wah,his car really powderfull...more powderfull than my Waja i would say...paiseh Wira(manual)1.5L win Waja(auto)1.6L..well,back to topic,Saturday,really a bad day to drive in the hearts of KL,evryway oso jam lik hell,dam regret agree to drive in the begining..well,after half an hour,we reach Rawang,actually v drive follow the road sign,but god knws wat,we duno y suddenly in Rawang,me myself oso blur y v'll inside Rawang city..damit,nvm,drive lor...till a T junction,go straight,or turn right,no road sign over there, so ah Neh asked me to take the staight junction....well,actually v should turn to the right junction,but hell yea,v r in d straight junction,futher abit is some housing area...
Neh: wtf,where r v??
me: tiu,hw d fark i knw,u asked me to take straight....
Neh: tiu,v'r lost...
me: so now is hw??
Neh: ask ppl around lor...
me: where got ppl to ask??

There's a T junction again,this time i make my own decision, I make a left turn,it's bring us to this so called Chiness mamak,there's a uncle there selling "pao",so Neh asked me to stop d car,he wana asked the uncle hw2go to Ipoh...
Neh: khinko,stop d car...
me: ok...Ah zhen: eh,uncle selling "pao"..hungry lar...
Ricco: lai lai,v go ask uncle hw2goto Ipoh frm here nthen buy sum "pao" to eat...
Neh: good idea...
They after get down to the car n walked to the uncle,and ask uncle for direction
Neh: uncle,v'r lost lar,hw r v gona get out from here n goto Ipoh??
Uncle: Which highway u guys wana go?
Neh: anyway tat can go lar..
Uncle: u here go straight,turn left nthen left...
Neh: so easy only ar?
Ricco: lets buy some "pao"

After they bought their "pao" i straight away reversed the car n speed up, there's lotza bumper around the area,n i din't realised that Ricco's car damn low,so when evrytimes we saw bumper infront,i gota apply full break,make d car stop then slowly let the car move forward..-.-'' but then,can heard some scracth sounds"Bop"coming frm down part of ricco's car no matter how slow u drive,still d same...
Ricco: tiu lor..
me: hehehe,sry lar bang..
Neh: sry lan ar..
me: u drive lar tiu...
Neh suddenly diam adi...
Ricco: u knw wat,evrytimes i saw bumper,i sure use others way1,doesnt matter lar,u try ur best to avoid those bumper lar...
but then,v follow what the "pao" uncle told us,it lead us into d wrong way leh,67 lor,naik kereta again,nvm..try2find ppl around to ask,v turn around n around in Rawang, finally found a kid nxt to the football field,Neh quickly asked me to stop and ask the teenager how to get out frm Rawang...
Me: abang(sounds weird,Neh is laughing behine,cuz the kid is lik 15yrs old lidat,n i called him as abang,LOLZ),macam mana mau pergi highway??
Abang: emm,yang mana highway u mau pergi??
Me: asalkan ada highway,saya pun mau tau..
Abang: ok,u sini jalan terus hingga hujung sana,pusing kanan,lepas tu,terus lagi,pusing kiri....
Me: u confirm??
Abang: yes...
Me: terima kasih....
Abang: sama-sama

Me then follow the direction that direct by the kidd..n finally,we able to find our way out from Rawang "Kampung",Fck yea,it tooks us more than half an hours to get out in Rawang "kampung",then after that,v reach the city of Rawang,but there's no signboard that show which way is to Ipoh...nvm lar,ask ppl again lor...then v drive to a shop beside d road,a malay lady caring a baby,Neh asked the women..
Neh: makcik,tumpang tanya,macam mana mau pergi Ipoh?
Makcik juz shake her head vertically..(means tak tau lar)..
Ricco: Tiu,u guys see infront the signboard, got a big big "Ipoh" words there lar...
Me: eh tiu,juz infront only...really che kai(cock eyed)...
Neh: yesshh,yesshhh....wowawawoo...lets go.....

Me step the cructh and apply gear 1,speed to traffic light,n follow the road sign,2 hour later v finally reach Ipoh..phews,it's time to change turn to drive,and yeshhh,we stop at the Plus rest station near Ipoh,go toilet,buy fruites,drinks ect...guess what,now is Ricco turns to drive... while Ricco driving,me,jason,Ah zhen fall asleep,left Neh crapz wit Ricco....2hours later we finally reach this Plus near Taiping,it's already 730pm...
Neh: eh,pump petrol 1st...
Ricco then drive to a BHP Petrol station locate next to the Plus Rest Area and pump oil...
Ricco: Wei,check out this Plus whether got food stall anot,dam hungry wei...
Me: should have lar,u c so many Malays opening their fasting...
Ricco: yea hor,later drive there and check out...
After pumping petrol,Ricco Drive to the Plus parking space...After Ricco parked his car,me & him quickly run to the main entrance to check out whether is there's any food to eat anot...once we reach da entrance...
Ricco: Wah,So many "Shuttle Cock"(*Malays gurl that wearing Tudung*)
Me: Shhh,lower down ur voices...but hell yea,y so many Malays buka puasa here??
Neh: go order ur food,our room adi delayed to 830pm,late abit scared they'll cancel our booking..
Me: tiu,u pay adi they dare to cancel meh??
Neh: juz incase lar tiu...
Me: okok,i go find places,u guys go order 1st...
After we finish our dinner,it's already 8pm,Ricco open his car bonet,to cool down the engine....
Me: wah,farking hot...
Ricco: ofcuz lar,u guys speed 160-170km/j
Me: wat to do,highway ma....(there's some monkey near our parking area)
Me: eh guys,u c, Neh's family(monkey) is saying hiee to us...
Neh: Fark u,u jaga sikit....2nite is the good day to die...
Me: scared u die b4 me...
Neh: ooi,faster lar,now 810pm adi...
Ah Zhen: Eh,my turn (excited)
Me: up2u lar,i wana rest..
Ricco: ok lar,let Ah Zhen drive lar...
Neh: (Yawning) hmm,ok lar...drive drive lar...faster..i cant wait to see my Penang friends..
Me: diam lar u,talk somore u drive...
Once Ah Zhen Step on the cructh..
Ah Zhen: Wah lan yeh...Hard lik hell wei....Me: buahaha,now u knw hw i feel huh?
Ricco: u guys juz havent get used2it yet...
Ah Zhen: phew,nvm,nw on the highway,sure no jam1,shouldn't be any prob lar...buahaha..
Me: fark,how come i drive that times jamed lik hell,now u guys takes turn,the traffic smooth lik hell...
Neh: common prob,cuz ur face prob...buahaha...
Me: ooo,lidat lar now...finee.....

Half and hour later,v finally saw the Penang Brige,Neh excited till jumped inside the car and scream "Penang,I'm cuming to u...Wa WAaaaaaaaa......."I straight away giv him a knock to his head,he then shuddup and asked us to take sum pic of the Penang brige,unfortunately,non of us bring our digi cam..so Neh asked Jason to use his W800i to take pic...but is too dark,can't even c a thing...only sum boat lights n sum street lights....after we passed the toll....Neh called up to the hotel and asked for the direction...
Neh: Hellooo,can you put me to the front desk??(british slang)
Operator: hold on for a second sir...
Neh: Ooogay(house in cantonese)...(all of us laugh till tears oso come out wei...it's so farking funny man....Neh Laugh till can't even stop,and when the front desk answer the call that time,Neh can't even speak a words,and forced hang up the calls)
Neh: mahai,u guys dun make me laugh can anot??i can't talk to the front desk lar..cibai...
Me: mahai, we wont laugh if u din't try to hard to speak with british slang.."Ogay"
Neh: maaaahhaiiiiii,i can't breath...i can't breath.....haiiii....i wana makes callllllssss....i wanaa...peeeeee kaaaannneeeennehhhhcccciiibbbbbaaaiiii,i beh tahan adi....
Right after Neh finish laughing,we finally reach the Penang town....Neh intend to make another calls to the hotel...
Neh: (laughing) hello,Can u "pok" me to the front desk plz...(all of us starting to laugh again)
Neh: pskpskspk,eh,u guys stop laughing can anot...i wana peeee adi....makahaiiii....
Me: mahai,wat "pok", pok where??ur ass??
Neh: mahai...khinko,stop talking to me....(he then hang up the call again,me shuddup,and hold my breath to stop laughing)
Ah Zhen: Eh,Fast lar,which way???
Neh makes a call to hotel again....
Neh: hello,this is David here,can u put me to the front desk plz...Operator: hang on sir...Front Desk: Hello,front desk,can i help u...
Neh: yeap,i'm actually lost in Penang city,can u direct me to ur Sunway Hotel plz...
Front Desk: sure,Can i knw where is ur location now??is there any tall building??
Neh: Emm,not really,i juz saw some heritage building around us,i can c sum tall building but vry far away from us...n it's kinda jam over here,izzit evrytimes when we came from the bridge,must pass by a jam area then only can reach ur hotel??
Front Desk: nop sir,it depends...hmm,well,is kinda hard to direct u to our hotel if u couldn't tell me where actually u r....lets do it this way,once u saw some big building nearby,do gime a call again??
Neh: emm,ok,anyway,who's on d line??
Front Desk: Actually u can juz call to front desk,any1 here can direct u to our hotel...
Neh: but then,i need to knw who am i talking to...
Front Desk: ok sir,my name is XXX (i can't remember whats his name,so juz address him as XXX lor)
Neh: hmm,okiee...thanks Mr.XXX,will call u back shortly... So once we saw those big building that time,Neh tried to call to the hotel again..
Neh: hello,can u poooput me to the front desk plz...
Operator: juz a second sir...
Neh: ok...(holding his breath,gona laugh out soon)
front desk: hello,front desk may i help u?
Neh: ooooh yeap,(laughing)can i speak to Mr XXX plz...
Front desk: Mr XXX speaking,can i help u?
Neh: oh yeap, Mr XXX,we'r @ this so called "Komtar" building,can u direct us hw2come to your Sunway Hotel??
All a Sudden...
Ricco: tiu,Sunway Hotel juz nxt to us lar...
Neh: Oh,Mr XXX,we reach Sunway Hotel adi,anyway,will c u pretty soon...
Front Desk: Yeap,Sure...
So Once we parked our car,Neh walked to the Loby counter to check in..
Front Desk: good evening sir,can i help u??
Neh: yeap,we'r here to checkin to our room,can u plz help me to check a booking from "Titanz Organs Management"
Front Desk: so u'r booked the room under company name??
Neh: yeap...
Front Desk: What's the names again??Titon o O o????
Neh: it's Titanz Organs Management,or mayb u can check under "Travell Sights"
Front Desk: How to spell the company name sir??
NeH: T for Thailand,I for Indon,T again,A for Aussie,N for Newzeland,S for Singapore....bla bla bla....
Front Desk: get it sir,under titanz organs,2rooms rite?...juz hang on for a moment...i'll get u d key shortly...
Neh: ogay...
5minutes later,we finally get our so called "rooms keys" but is actually a smart card lar....and we head to our room to take our bath...after we took our bath,Neh asked us to wait him at his room,so we goto his room and wait 4 him lor,once we reach his room,the farker is doing his big business,so Ricco boh song adi,wana kacau him,and saw a small note sticker sticked on the toilet door it's shown as "if you wants to unlock the door,please use a syilling to unlock it"after that,Ricco asked me whether got syilling anot,ngam ngam my pocket got 10cent,passed to him lor,then he'd go n tried to unlock the toilet locks,u guys knw wat,he suscessfully unlock the door and can u guys imagine Neh was inside doing his business,his reaction??all of us laugh till row on the floor man...Neh juz shout "makahai,dyu u guys know wat is private!!"(slam d door and continue his business) LMFAO,then after he finish his business,we'd head to Flix club,but the problems is,we dun even know how2go to flix club..damit,gota asked ppl around adi...then we passed by to this Restaurant Weng Kee if i not mistaken,there's a boy standing next to the road selling vcd,Neh then asked Ricco to stop d car..
Neh: (hokkien) Eh,Lengchai,Lu chai anchua ki Tesco boh?? (means: handsome,dyu know how to goto Tesco?)
Boy: ni cho, ni zhe zhe cho den chuan cho, den cho dao wei wei den chuan cho den zhe zhe cho cho dao wei den chuan cho lo"(u go straight,then turn left till the end,make a left turn, then go straight till d end,and turn left again)
Neh: then,Ni zhi tao Flix club ma, chem yang zhu Flix club??(Then,dyu know flix Club, how to go Flix Club?)
Boy: Flix zhai Tesco ge bi bah liao..(Flix is juz nxt to Tesco)
Neh: ok,thx... (Right after that, Neh turn his head facing Ricco)
Neh: Ricco,faster go faster go,i beh tahan adi,i wana laugh adi...
Ricco: u laugh cock ar??
Neh: (laughing) mahaiii,i tried to use hokkien to speak to him,he go n use mandrin to reply,some more his mandrin sibeh powderfull...zhi zhi zhi zhu(straight straight straight go)...lmfao...All of us laugh lik hell,but then,Ricco turn to the wrong lane,this time "jialat"..
Ricco: Eh,tiu,lost again...
Neh: mahai,really tiu...let me call my brother ask him to direct us..
Neh calling to his brother who stay some way near Penang..
Neh: Kor,David ar,eh,now v'r at this XXX building,hw r v gona goto tesco??
Neh' bro: emm,turn left go straight,fly over go down...
Neh: u sure boh??
Neh's Bro: yea lar...So Ricco followed what Neh' bro said,oh hell yea,we finally saw Tesco,and it's on our Right hand side,Neh said,yeshh,Flix,v'r coming.....
Ricco was looking 4 a junction to make a U-turn,but then,there's not junction there,nvm go straight,oh fark,v saw a signboard said that go straight will back to butterwoth bridge...fark,this time really fark,v gota go all d way back to the toll,and go out,make a BIG U-TURN,back to the toll,and pay RM7 again...when we reach Flix,It's already 1230am,and Flix played RNB during saturday,will only play hard trance on thursday,luckly we dint wear our phatties there,or else,paiseh...Well,Neh asked us to have our dinner nearby,but it's already 1230am,all d shop already close,well,nvm,Neh go and talk to the Manager of the Flix club,Cuz he wana organize an event over there...so me,Ricco,Ah Zhen and Jason decided to head back to our car to rest,evrythings juz let Neh settle down the events stuff...10minute later,Neh came back to our car,and asked Ricco start his engine,it's time to search for food,well,a minute later,we reach back this restaurant Weng Kee i guess(the restaurant that we stop and asked for direction from the "zhi zhi zhu" boi)...Well,after Ricco parked his car,Neh and Ah zhen went to order food,both of them really crazy,they ordered plenty of food,till can't fit on our table,some of it gota put at nxt table 1st,they order "fried lala,fried small lala,fried osyter,bakuteh ect:" the bakuteh really nice,dam pure...delicious....after that,we head back to our hotel to sleep lar ofcuz....

Once we reach our hotel,Neh and Ah Zhen wana start to do their "project" adi,keept on calling their Penang's frenz c where to find their "sources",well,that time adi 3sumting,where got ppl working till that late1,so both of them decided to go search around Penang...1hour later,which is around 4sumting,i heard Neh coughing sounds outside our rooms,so i guess their confirm eat "bak goh" (empty hand back) adi...15minute later,Neh intercom me using his room phone...i juz sat nxt to the phone,so i answer it lor...
Neh: Eh,khin...uh..uh..(moaning) khin....
me: the number that u hav dial,is not in services,plz try again later,tq...
Neh: mahai...okok...wei,u wan join us anot??me here juz finish doing our "project",me and ah zhen pay rm120 adi,if u wan,pay more rm30 can do ur "project" adi..
Me: dowan lar,u ask Ricco lar...(i passed the phone to Ricco)
Ricco: meh hai??
Neh: u wana do "project" anot??rm30 only vry cheap...
Ricco: tiu lei lar...dowan...(Ricco passed back the phone to me)
Me: dowan lar,u guys enjoy...
Neh: eh,ask Ricco again lar....
me: fark u lar..(hanged up the call)
5minutes later,Neh intercom again...
me: Wtf u wan??
Neh: the "Project" dam semangat wei..."Project" r waiting for u guys wei....
me: fark9 u lar,wait Ricco izzit??Ricco is coming....
Neh: wahhh,serious??Where's he??
me: inside toilet doing sumtings...
Neh: ooo,ok,i'll tell the "Project" that Ricco practising,ask them wait 4while 1st...
me: ok...(hang up the calls,actually Ricco already fall asleep that time...lolz...)
10minute later,i myself oso fall asleep adi...till the nxt morning,woke up around 930am lidat,beh than,the air cond vry "teh powderfull",dam farking cold....so i intend to take a warm bath since Ricco and his brother havent wake up,i ofcuz enjoy myself in da bath tub lar...

1030am,Neh called me up and asked whether i already woke up or not,and asked me to wake the others up and check wit them wana stay 1 more nites anot,bcuz yesterday their "project" failed,Neh and Ah zhen Wana go search 4 their "Project" 2nite,and he's at outside meeting wit his Penang frenz...and said that wana bring us to eat bakuteh...so i wake all of them up and asked them whether wana stay anot,Ricco said he gota wrk later,so canot lor,then i called back to Neh and told him what ricco said,then he said nvm lar,go home go home lar,then i asked the others to get ready...An hour later,Neh finally back,well,he asked us whether finish packed our stuff anot,ofcuz sudah lar,stupid,if not v will wait u inside ur room meh....but ah zhen still laying on his bed,wakaka,Neh said that wana "do big business 1st" so we back to our room to get our stuff,n head back to his room to wait him finish his business,while waiting,I'd tried to use a coins to unlock his door again,n guess wat,my coins havent reach his lock,he adi knw we wana unlock his door,he quickly used his leg to block the door,so that we can't unlock the door..well,4get about it,juz chase him to speed up his business..10minute later,he came out frm the toilet...then v get our stuff,and go to loby to check out....and guess what,Neh dint even inform us that his Penang frenz is waiting 4 him...duh!!...still dare to take his own sweets times to do his business...after checked out,Neh's penang frenz bring us to a restaurant nearby to hav our lunch,actually wana eat bakuteh,but then,bakuteh shop all close after 1pm,nvm lor,go eat chaplang food lor...and the funny parts is,the restaurant boss intro their ABC wit ice cream top to us,and said that vry da delicious 1...once the ABC reach our table...i can only tell u few words..."PJ ABC LAGI SEDAP"....nvm lor,then v go order our food...the funniest things is Ricco duno hokkien...
Uncle: Lu ai chiak Ha mi??(what u wana eat?)
Ricco: Emm,Sry ar,I duno hw2speak hokkien...can speak in mandrin??
Uncle: Ni men yao chik sumok??(what u guys wana eat?)
Ricco: Chu cheong fun,got liau anot??
Uncle: boh liao eh...Fun only...
Ricco: -.-''' wtf only the Cheong Fun??
Uncle: can add souces....
Ricco: ok,gime curry laksa as well...
Uncle: how many??
All of us oso order the same things,so ricco answer 5,after v finish our lunch,we'd rush back to KL,cuz Ricco gota work in d nite @ Melacca....so on the way back, Ricco is driving,that time having a dam heavy rain,Penang was like floating on top of the water lidat,evry way oso got water floating around...me and others ofcuz take this oppoturnity to take nap lar,later take turn that time wont so sleepy n tired mer...an hour later,Ricco stop his car at the road side,he asked Ah zhen to drive,but that fella still sleeping,so i offer myself to drive..
Ricco: u ok mou,so early woke up this morning...
Me: ok lar,no worry....
Ricco: but u juz awake,pei pei dei lidat...
Me: can lar...
Me then take place to drive,after 1hour,suddenly me and Neh heard some voices coming from the down part of the car,then suddenly the car is shaking...then parked my car in the road side and check out what happend,cuz i suspect tyre puncit...but hell yea,really tyre puncit man...then nvm lor,asked ricco whether got spare tyre anot,and Ah zhen volunteer to change the tyre,few minutes later,ah zhen kau tim fixing back the spare tyre,and juz a second later,Plus Tractor parked nxt to us,asked us ok anot,we show the Plus ppl that we are putting back our "KA CHANG" (accesorries) to the car,and thumbups our thumbs show then that evryting settle...and i suspect that our tyre puncit maybe those Plus ppl set some traps and make money...get what i meant here rite??cuz when Ricco check his puncit tyre that time,is a brand new tyre,and there's a vry big whole ovr there...so...u guys knw lar rite??hehehe,after 3hours later,we finally reach KL...this is my most funny trips ever....