Difference between the Female and Male Brain XD

Sport the difference between Female and Male Brain :-

The Female Brain:


The Male Brain:


Pay attention to the picture above and you will ROFL. Ahahaha,

China Girls went for a job interview (Hillarious)

Ah Hua went for a job interview to be a secretary.

When the manager saw Ah Hua's colorful attire and gold,
white-highlighted hair, his mind is screaming, 'NOT THIS WOMAN!!!'. so chekai,
Nevertheless, he still had to interview Ah Hua.

So he told Ah Hua,'If you can form a sentence using the words that I give you, then I will give you a chance! The words are Green,PINK,YELLOW,BLUE, WHITE , PURPLE and BLACK

Ah Hua thought for a while and said,

'I hear the phone GREEN , GREEN , GREEN, then I go and PINK up the phone, I say YELLOW..... BLUE's that?
WHITE did you say?

Aiyah, wrong numberlah.....Don't PURPLELY disturb people and don't call BLACK, ok? Kum Siah.

The manager fainted....

I ROFL, hope u guys enjoyed :)

Blood Puking Interview Moment!

What will you feel if you're the HR staff who interviewing this type of interviewer? I guess I will puke blood after I read this form Lolx.

Name: Ah Boy
Age: Still young
Sex: Never. Still under age
Religion: I only have experience praying my cat who dead 2 years before
Race: I love to race, how you know?
Nationality: I don't like National, I prefer Sanyo
IC Number: 6735
Telephone number: House no telephone
Hand phone number: 3310
Address: Penang Jelutong
City: Nor Haliza?
Postcode: I never post anything
State: In my family, I am 2^nd
Country: I love to travel to Canada
Marriage status: Secret
Email Address: Hotmail
Education Background: My teacher said not bad
Working experience: Last time got sell pirated VCD
Father's name: Daddy
Father's IC: You ask him
Mother's name: Mummy
Mother's IC: You ask her
Current Salary: Depends on my daddy mood
Expected Salary: As much as you can pay
When can start work: Depends on my mood
Highest qualification: Ya, very high
Grade: Ya, very high
College/University: College
Signature: Can I use chop?

How Men Change After Married! Funny

How men change
The Love Word:
After 6 weeks: I looo-ve you, I love you, I love you!
After 6 months: Of course, I love you.
After 6 years: GOD, if I didn ' t love you, then why did I marry you?
Back from Work:
After 6 weeks: Honey, I ' m home!
After 6 months: I ' m BACK!!
After 6 years: Have you cooked yet?
Phone Ringing:
After 6 weeks: Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.
After 6 months: Here, it ' s for you.
After 6 years: ANSWER THE PHONE DAM*T!!
Cooking:
After 6 weeks: I never knew food could taste so good!
After 6 months: What are we having for dinner tonight?
After 6 years: DUMPLING AGAIN??
New Dress:
After 6 weeks: Wow, you look like an angel in that dress.
After 6 months: You bought a new dress again?
After 6 years: How much did THAT cost me?
TV:
After 6 weeks: Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
After 6 months: I like this movie.
After 6 years: I ' m going to watch PIRATES play, if you ' re not in the mood, go to bed, I can stay up by myself!
Making Love:
After 6 weeks: Baby, I want you tonight?
After 6 months: Lets make another baby, my mother just called!!!
After 6 years: Please MOVE over to your side, I ' m suffocating here!!!!

Get this from Sis Jeannette, found it quite funny and would like to share with you guys who need a hearty laughter !!!

Enjoy~

Sausage Meal? 18sx

Days ago, Ida Than sent me an Mail regarding some sausage meal thingy, the moment I open it, my 1st reaction goes like this "WTF, LOOKS SO REAL!!" secondly,I slowly scroll the page down and proceed to 2nd picture, and my 2nd reaction was like "GodDamnIt, Which Restaurant serving this kinda sausage?" and thereafter, I proceed to look at the 3rd picture, and my 3rd reaction was "Looks kind of delicious thou, wonder if the manufacture did produce the cheesy version of it."

Alright, enough for those silly thoughts, I bet you guys can't wait to see those "tempting" or "seductive" picture of the meal, *ahem*, but before you guys proceed, it's an 18sx post, to those who were underage, please seek advice/permission from your guardian b4 you proceed to look at those picture, but I know you won't :p Alright, here you goes ladies and gentlemen, the SAUSAGE MEAL Picture:-

Sausage Sandwiches. OmiFukingGod. It looks like just finished the Brazilian Wax. Look at those Vain. -.-'' no eye see :S

Errm, XXX (??Meat??) Sausage Spaghetti Served with Creamy Sauces*Ahem*??O.o??

Grilled Bacon with Sausage top?

I'm out of idea of thinking what kinda dishes will this be, Mash Potato, Carrot Slices with some Green Beans, Okay, lets called it Black Sauces Sausages with Vege?

Deep Fried Sausage, GodLiked! Looks Like Bacon, but taste like what? U name it. Lolx.

Hamburger Sausage..*imagine when husband cheat on their wife, ended up, their wife chopped off their *ahem* for breakfast serving? Ouch!

The Carbonara and The Chili Sauce Story..(Lame but funny)

Well, its been awhile since my last post, and again, I'm kinda tied with works, plans and so on, so let the picture do the talking, enjoy-

Fried oyster, here's the oyster stories begin....

One fine days, Yima aka Karrot aka Wai Ma aka HarMee mms me her Karrot jut & Fried Oyster @ Ming Tien, Taman Megah while I'm having my seafood dinner with my family @ Kayu Ara. Then I take that opportunity to snap the Cheese bake Oyster pix and mms her that I'm at Kayu ara having Seafood dinner, Jarryl was actually with her that time, by jealousy, Jarryl asked me to go SG find my oyster, out of no way, I invented the Carbonara and the Chili Sauce tops for Oyster. One day during our drinking session, Jarryl mentioned that Hotfuss business not really good, so I told him to do some promotion, he asked what kind of promotion, then I said additional servicing promotion using oyster, available in 2 kind of sauces, which is Carbonara and Chili sauce, those who wash their hairs at Hotfuss, are entitled to get 1 Oyster with two choices of Sauces tops. Those who knows bout this stories, I bet you guys are laughing out loud while reading, lolx.

The Carbonara Sauces...

Fulamak, this is called "YENGNESS". looks like what ar?

ZOMG,1 Big Glass of Carbonara Sauces @.@!!!

1Big Glass of Carbonara, Small portion of carbonara, and chili sauces....

owh looks, over sexercise till produced chili sauces...

After that only managed to produce Carbonara Sauces...parlia betul, this ahem* belongs to whom ar?E.D.I.S.0.N?

2 cats licking their tek tek behind my house. @.@''

Recently, my house got 2 new members, the Froggy, I heard from my mom that they're here since b4 CNY, and my dad told me that he everyday feed them Cengkerik that he use to feed his birds, no wonder they don't wanna leave lar...anyway, welcome to the Ng's Family.

2/9/2007 - Dinner @ BBQ Plaza, Sunway Pyramid

Well, all of us woke up kinda late that day, except Jie, she said she woke up around 11am, don't know it's true or not, but I woke up around 1pm, Bernard, the most late person who woke up, 4pm, terraaa nyerr....well around 530pm, Bernard called me up, asked me whether wanna makan BBQ Pork or not? ngek ngek, guess what I asked next? I asked "Jie treat us kar?", Bernard replied me "YES!" woah, confirm going lar, Free Meal again worr...ahahahahhaa, quickly go and changed my cloths and drove to Jie's house to pick them up.

We reach pyramid around 630pm, since jie know the boss of the BBQ Plaza, her company client lar, don't need to wait long, 10minutes can get places adi, while waiting, we head to those earing stores to look for the SPERM earing, Bernard said if he managed to find the earing, he will pierces again, ahahahhaa, we even head to I Need House to look for the so called Sperm shape earing, couldn't managed to find anyway, I also planning to get 1 smaller earing, because working time I need to attend loads of rich clients, scared they don't like, still looking anyway, because none of it is nice and suit my style, approx. 10minutes later, Jie received a call from the BBQ Plaza Manager, said that already got place for us, woah, efficient sial...alright, below is some pix we took during that BBQ session:


the so called thai style bbq stoves


BBQ, yum yum, look at my jie mouth, lolz....


Slurps*


Yerr, Jie, disgusting....:P


I thought I'm the camera man jer, ada pix sayer niee...
Mango Freeze....sedap sial....

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