How To Define That U're Drunk?

Well, title above was the topic that start the argument between me and my dad, lolx, it's kinda funny though, every time when we disagree to each other during chatting session, while on the way home, in the car, we will auto raise our voices volume to each other, and go on and on until we reached our house, then we will auto stop the argument, and like nothing happened before isn't amazing how it will be this way huh?

Alright, my dad was a DRUNKEN MASTER/DRINKER last time, now or maybe in the future, why I said so? If you saw my dad before, I believed that you can noted his beer tank that he brought with him all the time, his stomach is almost the same size as the 6months pregnant woman, get what I'm trying to mean now?


How the argument started? It starts when I told him that on my 21st birthday party (2nd November), I drank a lot, but I don't think during my 1st puke in the washroom that I was drunk. But my father told me that if I'm not drunk, you wouldn't puke, so I explain to him that b4 celebration, I ate a lot during the dinner with relatives, some more drank a lot bottoms up during the 2nd session at Laundry, too full until I puke. He claims that I'm giving lame excuses, he added that if I told this to his friends, they will laugh until tears, I was like, whats the prob if some one puke and he's not drunk? He kept on saying that once you drink alcohol, u puke, means you're drunk. Then I asked him "what if you ate a lot during dinner, and one shot drank loads of water, in the end, you puke all out, is that called drunk too?" He then said that I trying to cover up, and said "Sei Yew Min". I then ask again "Answer me, is that called drunk?" He said its totally different things. I told him that I don't think its different, its same, he denied, and he said "I drank for 30years, do you think that you're right, and I'm wrong?" I then told him "U drank for 30years, and see how big is your stomach?" Then he ask "What's wrong with my stomach? My Stomach big means can drink more?" Then I replied "Maybe, I don't know, but if you said that once puke means I'm drunk, that's wrong!" He said "I don't think I wanna waste my saliva arguing with you in this matter, you're just wanna win and want face!"

We silence for a moment, until we reached home, its like we never argue b4 bout this matter, alright, I admit that night at Laundry, I'm drunk, but the 1st puke I'm sure that I wasn't drunk YET, I puke because of too full till I made myself puke, I believed that some of you might came across to this kinda situation b4, so how you guys define the words of "DRUNK"?