Sausage Meal? 18sx

Days ago, Ida Than sent me an Mail regarding some sausage meal thingy, the moment I open it, my 1st reaction goes like this "WTF, LOOKS SO REAL!!" secondly,I slowly scroll the page down and proceed to 2nd picture, and my 2nd reaction was like "GodDamnIt, Which Restaurant serving this kinda sausage?" and thereafter, I proceed to look at the 3rd picture, and my 3rd reaction was "Looks kind of delicious thou, wonder if the manufacture did produce the cheesy version of it."

Alright, enough for those silly thoughts, I bet you guys can't wait to see those "tempting" or "seductive" picture of the meal, *ahem*, but before you guys proceed, it's an 18sx post, to those who were underage, please seek advice/permission from your guardian b4 you proceed to look at those picture, but I know you won't :p Alright, here you goes ladies and gentlemen, the SAUSAGE MEAL Picture:-

Sausage Sandwiches. OmiFukingGod. It looks like just finished the Brazilian Wax. Look at those Vain. -.-'' no eye see :S

Errm, XXX (??Meat??) Sausage Spaghetti Served with Creamy Sauces*Ahem*??O.o??

Grilled Bacon with Sausage top?

I'm out of idea of thinking what kinda dishes will this be, Mash Potato, Carrot Slices with some Green Beans, Okay, lets called it Black Sauces Sausages with Vege?

Deep Fried Sausage, GodLiked! Looks Like Bacon, but taste like what? U name it. Lolx.

Hamburger Sausage..*imagine when husband cheat on their wife, ended up, their wife chopped off their *ahem* for breakfast serving? Ouch!